Fri, 28 Jul 2006
Terrorism and Vegemite // at 23:59
Oh my god, Australian state secrets of critical importance are being published in the local newspaper — or at least in the monthly glossy insert of the local newspaper!
The world's entire supply of Vegemite™ is produced in one single factory in Fishermans Bend by only twenty six staff! Just imagine the devastating blow to the Australian economy and morale if a hijacked tram were to run into the building and destroy it all!
Surely there should be immediate high-level talks to cross-train staff at secret remote locations and bring a backup Vegemite facility online in case of national emergency...
