ajft

Funny enough at the time. The background information you'll need is a Lotus Notes rollout that seems to include a lot of heartache for those forced to use it, a corporate “wellbeing initiative” that has boxes of fruit delivered that provide one piece of fruit per person per week, and a mail room with the only pigeon-hole system in the universe where the names are above the boxes not below them:

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:41! ****
  From: anonymous1 [To: ajft anonymous2]
  sigh
  It would be bliss...
  Till Slowtus Goats came along I hardly ever swore. Now I could make a sailor blush!.
  It's turned me into something I'm not and I'm embarrased about it. I demand compensation!.
  And no. Not 1/5th of a banana a day. That will not do it.

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:42! ****
  From: anonymous2 [To: ajft anonymous1]
  if typical Monash fashion you can have your 1/5 of banana, but someone else will take your orange LOL

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:43! ****
  From: anonymous1 [To: ajft anonymous2]
  I could have an orange???.
  NIS must've taken it before I got to it...

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:44! ****
  From: anonymous2 [To: ajft anonymous1]
  Xxx put one in the pigeon hole for Adrian, but he put it above the name, so in fact it was in Allan's pigeon hole, and thus Allan ate it

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:45! ****
  From: anonymous2 [To: ajft anonymous1]
  well actually it was a tangelo I think

  **** A message has arrived from pluto on Fri Sep 19 08:47! ****
  From: anonymous1 [To: ajft anonymous2]
  I thought it was a mandarin.