--- layout: post title: Terrorism and Vegemite tags:
- Vegemite
- terrorism
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Oh my god, Australian state secrets of critical importance are being published in the <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/">local newspaper</a> — or at least in the montly glossy insert of the local newspaper!
The world's entire supply of [Vegemite](http://www.vegemite.com.au/)™ is produced in one single factory in Fishermans Bend by only twenty six staff! Just imagine the devastating blow to the Australian economy and morale if a hijacked tram were to run into the building and destroy it all!
Surely there should be immediate high-level talks to cross-train staff at secret remote locations and bring a backup vegemite facility online in case of national emergency….