Another day, another homicidal maniac…

Dear Sir,

Just in case you’re reading this, the reason that the cyclist smacked your car with an open hand — making that remarkably loud sound — was that as you drove through the give-way sign and straight into his path, he had just had to perform an emergency stop to avoid riding into your drivers door at 40km/hr.

Oh well, he certainly jumped. Now if only he learns from the experience…