Ah, spam… if I can’t stop it at least I can derive some enjoyment from it:
My name is Mr.Mabo Lomas, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
“Defiled all forms of medicine” — I like that. Somehow I do not think that this is what mister spammer intended though!