Surprise, surprise. The documents that we should have had a week or so ago, the documents that we were assured were being sent Express Post , the documents that failed to show up on Friday? Well those documents didn’t actually get sent! They are being sent Express Post today (Monday) — honest, they really truly are! If we don’t get them tomorrow, we are to call straight away…

Maybe I should make them walk the plank? Mindless entertainment on behalf of “International Talk Like a Pirate Day” and

Your pirate name is:

  • Mad William Vane: Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!