Always such a tedious task, but I have to find the gems amongst the dross:
“I am MR. Gray Norman, an accountant”
Gray Norman, a gray name for a profession gray by reputation… how very appropriate.
“I am a straight forward person”
The wonders of the English language… given all the sexual innuendo in the spam, is he really meaning that he is a straight, forward person, or a straight-forward person?
Oh well, back to work…