Stupid me, stupid, stupid me! There I was, riding home, happily minding my own business. I glanced at the courier van parked at the side of the road… Stupid me; I thought that for once someone had decided to stop to chat on their mobile phone. Stupid, stupid me. Panic stop as the idiot does a u-turn from a standing start, straight across three lanes of traffic and missing me by a foot — all the while still talking into his phone…
Ten minutes later, same ride home, minding my own business in the bike lane. Woosh!, idiot in a tin box misses me by inches, meandering back and forth across the lane and bike lane. Surprise surprise, there’s a phone held in his hand, clamped against his ear…