For what is a day without spam? I just had to include this. After years of waiting, I finally recieved the famous Nigerian Business Proposal scam in my email inbox. Here, for you education and amusement, I’ve included the text in full. **Engr. WILSON OSARO** Treasury Department Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation Tel: +234 80 231 22537. PERSONAL Dear sir, I am WILSON OSARO a Treasury Officer in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and a close associate of the immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources.