Shock Horror News! The Herald Sun excels itself at magnificent Capitalised Attention Grabbing Headlines.
On a related note, why are motorist deaths always reported as “the motorist died after hitting a tree” and with motorcyclists it always seem to be “the motorcyclist lost control and died after hitting a tree?” Don’t motorists lose control? Do the trees just run out and hit them in the middle of the roads?
Why is the little paper so bad, and why do so many people read it? It scares me that this is the major source of “news” for so much of the population.