For the last three days we’ve had mystery phone calls shortly after 6 pm, each day they hang up after I answer the phone — a sure sign of a call-centre, the auto-dialler has dialled, you’ve answered, but all of their operators are busy and nobody is free to piss you off. Until today…
All heavily accented, echo-ey and garbled, sounding typically like the Indian call-centres. Around 6.10 pm this evening:
Scam man: “Is that Mr …? Hello? Hello? I am calling from Globalmax ??? IT a Microsoft partner”
Me: “Hello? Hello? You’re very garbled, hello?”
Scam man: “Do you have a PC or laptop computer”
Me: “yep, sure do sunshine”
Scam man: “There are reports of widespread computer problems in your area”
Me: “I’ll bet there are”. At this point I start chuckling to myself, this is no ordinary call-centre trying to sell me carpet cleaning or life insurance, this is a real honest-to-goodness rip-me-off scammer.
Scam man: “are you sitting at your computer?”
Me: “Why it just so happens I am.”
Scam man: “can you open the desktop?”
Me: “Easy, there.”
Scam man: “Do you know how to do a run command”
At this point I couldn’t be bothered playing any more and asked him “do you know how to run a linux computer?”
Scam man: “oh, ah, you are running the linux operating system, I will put you through to our Microsoft Linux support engineer, can you please hold”
…a long pause…
Scam man: “are you there?”
Me: “Yes, I’m waiting…”
…another long pause…
Scam man #2: “Hello, no linux”. CLICK
Aw, such a pity. What a shame I didn’t have the time and the setup to play along a little longer. A few minutes digging found mentions on Whirlpool — http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=1057308&p=5 — and a reference back to http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/supportonclick-systemrecure-scam.
So take care out there if “Global Max” or “Max global” or “SecureMyPC” or any other cold-caller tries to take over your PC or credit card.