Sun, 31 Dec 2006

The Great Ocean Ride // at 23:59

Last day of the year, last chance of a bike ride for the year. I think the same thing happened last year, a ride off along the Great Ocean Road. It started out with the idea of gently stretching the muscles from yesterday's hike with a ride out to Wye River. Along the way I chatted to another cyclist heading to Wye and he decided that it wasn't far enough and would continue to Kennett River. That seemed like a good idea to me so I did the same, then when I got to Kennett River the weather and road and traffic and state of mind all seemed conducive to just keep on going, so onwards to Cape Patton Lookout. Stopped at the lookout talking to a few tourists in their cars, all heading on to Apollo Bay or the Twelve Apostles, then I decided it really wasn't that much further to Apollo Bay, a good spot for lunch before heading back....

Surprisingly, the traffic was fairly light and I didn't have too many idiots to contend with, only a small number of arrogant 4WD owners too lazy or stupid to pull out as they passed, and three motorcyclists on unregistered dirt bikes overtaking head-on at me. The usual number of tour buses big and small, and plenty of traffic around Shrapnel Gully where a dozen cars had parked while people were photographing the Koalas in the trees beside the road.

Similar mayhem in Apollo Bay to Lorne, hundreds of people milling around and bumper to bumper traffic, I grabbed a spot at a table and ordered my lunch. I'm not sure if they are normally this disorganised, or if its a special summer feature caused by too many new casual staff, but actually getting your orders seems to be a major undertaking. You have to order inside, quoting your table number, although nowhere on the menu, tables, or window, does it tell you this! The problem is, when the waitresses come out with the food and drink, none of them know which table it is for, so they just walk around and around asking each person "Cappuccino and a milkshake?", "Cappuccino and a milkshake?".... Sitting at the table nearest the door I was asked first each time and could have acquired half a dozen orders in five minutes!

Back on the road to ride home, I discovered that the gentle easterly that had made the ride out so pleasant had increased a little and was making the trip back more of a chore. The traffic had also increased, and between Apollo Bay and Cape Patton lookout I had to put up with far more than my share of idiots and boy-racers.

Sat, 30 Dec 2006

A Quick walk in the forest // at 23:59

I decided to get away from people for a while and go for a walk up along the Erskine river, the town and the beach are packed cheek-to-cheek with New Year's revellers or people here for the Falls Festival. Ten minutes along the banks in the cool and I couldn't remember whether the sign had said 3 hours return o r 3 hours one way... I guessed I could walk up to the falls and then catch the shuttle bus back (I'd seen the bus in town advertising free shuttle between the Erskine Falls car-park and the Tourist Information centre).

Plenty of birdlife to be seen and heard, in a strange coincidence, a brilliant yellow male, and drab grey female, Golden Whistler (Pachycephala pectoralis) shot out of the scrub and perched for a few seconds only a metre from me — odd since I don't think I've ever seen them previously, and on Boxing day at Kathy and Cec's house we saw a Rufous Whistler (Pachycephala rufiventris) for the first time. White, Black and Gang Gang cockatoos screeched about in the forest overhead, while numerous small hard-to-identify brown birds flitted around.

Sadly, also met two feral cats in the forest; the first was a tiny scrawny thing, the second much larger and darker, not quite up to the purported size of the Otway Panther, but equally devastating to the local wildlife.

Fri, 29 Dec 2006

about // at 10:23

...The Owner

There's not much more I can add to who I am.

...The Site

I experiment. I play. I write and I take pictures. Some of the site is organised around topics, other parts are organized by date, then there's always the cross-references between them.

  • I use Mozilla, IE6 and Lynx to check the appearance of my pages, if you are using an older browser, or one that has poor implementation of style-sheets, then you may find that things are very ugly indeed.
  • As far as I know, I've written everything using valid HTML and CSS. Page should validate when submitted to the W3's validator.w3.org, and the style sheets when submitted to http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
  • Most pages are static HTML, there's a bit of server-side includes, and a bit of PHP. It all seems to depend on what I'm doing at the time.

...The ISP

...The Grue


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Wed, 27 Dec 2006

The land that architecture forgot // at 23:59

Home seems very quiet after four days of niece-and-nephew filled activity! Time to catchup on a few of the outstanding chores, put away some of the Christmas loot and buy some much-needed provisions, then time to get off the couch and get out on the bike — far too little bike riding has been done this year.

I decided to go east in search of Lysterfield park, site of the Commonwealth Games mountain biking circuit, and ride around some of the trails out there. Not at all familiar with the area, our street directory in the kitchen shows the whole park as one big empty space since it predates most of the development out there.

North road then Wellington road, far too much traffic and noise, not a single one paying any attention to the lowered speed limits for the construction works... construction works that had narrowed the lanes in places and led to some interesting moments when two obnoxious semi-trailer drivers passed within inches, too lazy to pull out into the adjoining, traffic-free lane.

Somehow I managed to skirt almost the whole park, following the main road south and then winding my way around through endless suburban streets, eventually finding myself at North Hallam road and heading back north towards the parkland again! Finally found an entrance to Churchill park and rode in, then tried my best to memorise the very complicated network of fire-trails, walking, and riding paths! I think its the first off-road riding I've done for years, straight off along Bellbird track and gradually up hill.... Then gradually uphill became steeply uphill and it really hit home how long it is since I've been off road! Tyres slipping and sliding in the gravel as I tried to keep traction, trying to keep my eyes on where I wanted to go, and an unfit heart hammering away telling me how unfit I've become! I have no idea what my maximum heart rate really is, going by the simplistic old 220 minus your age then it shouldn't have been allowed to get up over 180 — the Edge GPS/HRM happily telling me that it hit 183 at some point!

Finally back down hill, a slow cruise in the gravel with the road tyres, taking my time to admire the views and listen to all the bird-life — and to get my breath back. The track finally ended at a 2m fence and an enormous locked gate, so back half-way up the hill to try a different way, and finally out into the back streets of Rowville. I then tried for a while to get back to the park by following the roads, but the whole suburb seems a maze of dead-ends and circuits, with very few through roads, so I didn't seem to be getting anywhere. The endless blocks of enormous hideous McMansions in all their brick ugliness were an ugly shock too — such massive houses packed almost fence to fence, no eaves, brick cubes, and the gaping maw of double or triple garages filling the front.

Time to leave this place and return to known ground... a bit of guesswork and a few turns hopefully in the right direction, then follow what seemed to be a main road through the suburb and I found myself back almost where I'd started, at the corner of Stud road and Wellington road. I took a meandering way home, where Wellington road crosses Dandenong creek I detoured off onto the cycle path, then followed it up to Jells park and attempted to get home along the Scotchmans Creek trail, but abandoning it somewhere in Mount Waverley — infuriating that after ten years of riding around these bike paths I can still lose them as they cross roads and zig-zag on and off road through the suburbs! The Dandenong creek path had dried out from its Christmas flooding — as with many paths, it was built as an after thought at creek level under road crossings — all I had to contend with were a myriad of helmet-less families wobbling their way along the paths on the left, on the right, or straight down the middle towards me.

I really only rode through one very small section of the park, discovering afterwards that I was nowhere near the main trails and Lysterfield lake which were even further east! Maybe next time I'll take a copy of the map with me!

Mon, 25 Dec 2006

Christmas with family // at 23:59

Presents, food, family. Grandchildren being completely spoilt as usual, but that's what grandparents do to grandchildren!

Sun, 24 Dec 2006

Christmas Eve // at 23:59

Waiting...

Sat, 23 Dec 2006

Christmas Eve^2 // at 23:59

Waiting...

Tue, 19 Dec 2006

Australia Post and the Christmas spirit // at 23:59

A bunch of Christmas cards to post and a parcel to collect, I know that its a 15kg case of wine so I hopped in the car and drove over to the post office in North Road to collect it before work.... There was a careful selection of route so that I didn't have to try and turn right across morning grumpy-traffic, but even so I was stuck for five minutes at less than a walking pace inching along North road towards Warrigal road.

I don't know where we got the square Christmas cards from, but they're not an Australia Post approved size. In the nasal whiny words of the unhappy woman serving: “They're too big, I'll have to charge you double.” Wow, $0.90 to post a card, that's some markup for something 1mm too wide to fit through the slot in the guide!

“...and the parcel?” No, I can't have it. It doesn't matter that I've just posted ten cards with both my and Jo's names on the back of them, that I've got the card for the parcel, that I know what the parcel is and who its from, I'm not Jo and I CAN'T HAVE IT. No, I can't ring Jo up and get approval verbally either.

Thank you for your helpful smiling customer service, I guess I'll try to come back tomorrow with my name and Jo's name written into the official “sign it to my agent” box, the box that they have no chance of verifying!

Too much grumpiness, too much stupidity. I made my way home, got changed and went out for an enjoyable circuituous bike ride on the way too work.

Tue, 12 Dec 2006

Bizarre goat news // at 23:59

Melbourne's little paper outdoes itself today, with a headline and article reading:

Military goat toll mounts

THE total number of goats killed after experiments by British military scientists since 2001 stands at 69, the Ministry of Defence said today.

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Ministry of Defence scientists use goats in the tests because, it is claimed, their reactions are similar to those of humans.

Hmm.... maybe some of the website application developers should use goats for testing their user-interfaces before releasing the applications on us at work.

Sat, 09 Dec 2006

The Day of the puncture fairy // at 23:59

Bushfires are raging across Victoria and the forecast for the weekend is two days of high thirty temperatures and strong winds. Woke this morning to stiffling heat, thick smoke filling the air and a dull orange sun shining down. Visibility is down to a couple of kilometres and there's no incentive to go outside and do anything at all. This is in the city, 150km from the fires, it must be terrible out there fighting them.

The one thing I did was try to fix a few too many punctures in too many inner tubes. Last night on the way home I felt the back tire go down a suburb from home — a toss up whether to change the tube or catch the train, since I was almost at Murrumbeena station. I chose to swap the tube, then watched in frustration as my spare that I've been carrying around for the last few months went down as fast as I pumped up. Of course the train went past while I did this, at a frustrating distance of “if I'd not tried to change tubes I could have caught that...”

This morning I patched the first of the tubes, one down, then out to the bike to get the other one back off the wheel. While I was there I saw that the mountain bike had a flat front tyre as well! It certainly hadn't when I put it away a couple of weeks ago. Later in the day I put a patched tube back into the road bike wheel and watched half an hour later as it went down again — another pin hole in a different place in the tube! Another tube swap and another tyre pumped up. The mountain bike tube didn't seem to have a leak anywhere in it, so I just shrugged and fiddled with the valve, pumped it up and hoped I don't have to do this too often.

Gradually creeping up to 28°C inside, the thermometer sensor hanging out the lounge room window says its 44.9°C outside on the western side of the house! Back to the couch to sit and read and drink cold drinks.

Fri, 08 Dec 2006

Bad Friday // at 23:59

Something is getting me down today. Either I ate too much last night, or Christmas is bugging me, or I didn't sleep well or something. I know I ate too much, the Chicken Parmagiana from Groove Train was a ridiculous size, I've never seen a chicken that size, it has to have been from an ostrich....

It didn't help that when I went out for a ride this morning before work some idiot drove into me in the last kilometre before I got to work — he thought he could squeeze his Hyundai Excel between the stationary row of traffic and me, it didn't fit. Thumped me into the kerb, I bounced back and came down on my hand on the back of his car, then he swore and waved his fists at me for daring to touch his car!

Christmas this year is a real pain. Jo and I just don't want anything. I want to visit people, to see them, I don't want to get anything. We don't need anything. The World Vision Give-a-goat scheme is looking more and more attractive.

Bah. Humbug.

Tue, 05 Dec 2006

Bigpond fixed it! // at 23:59

Absolutely amazing! After just over a month of the Bigpond usage meter not working, when I checked it today it has miraculously come back to life. Still no mention that it is broken, the best I get was a confused verbal message when I rang up half way through November when I was told that some of the usage meters are incorrect for some of the accounts.

Mon, 04 Dec 2006

Bureaucratic gibberish // at 23:59

The department is experiencing a no-growth period in its operational budget

For #@$A@#$@#$ sake! The entire bloody university and every person in it is pathologically incapable of using the English language to say a single thing in plain ordinary terms. I've sat through meetings where each of the three managers say "at the end of the day" so many times to each other that I start to think that they are taking the mickey, I've heard "going forward" used four times in a single statement, and we are inundated with "issues" because apparently "problem" is now a forbidden word.

Sun, 03 Dec 2006

Reporting // at 23:59

Shock Horror News! The Herald Sun excels itself at magnificent Capitalised Attention Grabbing Headlines.

On a related note, why are motorist deaths always reported as "the motorist died after hitting a tree" and with motorcyclists it always seem to be "the motorcyclist lost control and died after hitting a tree"? Don't motorists lose control? Do the trees just run out and hit them in the middle of the roads?

Why is the little paper so bad, and why do so many people read it? It scares me that this is the major source of “news” for so much of the population.

Fri, 01 Dec 2006

First summer evening // at 23:59

First day of summer, last day of the week, thirteen weekdays to the end of the work year. Mayhem, madness.

Its starting to be a bit of a Friday thing; leave work at around five-thirty and ride in to Richmond to meet Jo for a beer somewhere, pretend that we still live in Richmond. An odd feeling to be riding back in to the city at the end of the day when most of the commuters are heading back out to the suburbs — a chance to see again the guys I never knew the names of, but who I saw almost every day on my way to and from work!

Indecision in my route choice tonight; Malvern road rather than the bike track, everything external vanishes and the world narrows down to a single sharp-focused tunnel of bumper-to-bumper traffic snarl, jaywalkers and swerving cars, spin the bike through the gaps and don't glance away for a second. Almost a video game brought to life, by the time I've negotiated Malvern road and Chapel street the work week has faded considerably, nothing but the now remains.

Beers at the Great Britain, good company, good conversation, then walk up and over the Church street hill for dinner at Silvio's. Good pizza — again, as always — wine, pizza, coffee. A brilliant end to the week.

The ride home so peaceful and quiet, moonlight from a half-moon along an unlit bike track. No street lights, no lane markings, no traffic, no noise, no people. So different to the ride in. I wish I'd made the detour home to pick up the tandem so Jo and I could be riding along quietly under the moon. In the distance the mayhem of Friday night traffic on the tollway, so close, but so far away....

Tue, 28 Nov 2006

Where? // at 23:59

A snippet via Digg, I don't normally like Flash, and I think it could be done as a plain graphic anyway, but here's a map that shows just how little of the world I've seen.

[2007-12-31] Ugly, and it seems to break my publishing stream, so I've removed it “for now”.

Mon, 27 Nov 2006

Monday? // at 23:59

So what else is new?

Sun, 26 Nov 2006

Arthurs Seat Maze // at 23:59

A day at the maze.

Fri, 24 Nov 2006

The goat is calling // at 23:59

Thu, 23 Nov 2006

Bridge road ramblings // at 23:59

Several years ago Jo and I joked about needing to do a weekly audit of the shops — and especially the cafés and restaurants — along Bridge road in Richmond. You would think that you knew what was where, but a new place would appear and all of a sudden we found we couldn't remember what was there previously. Now that we don't live so close and only see a smaller set of the shops less frequently, it seems even more changeable. Tonight a pre-dinner walk from Church street to Burnley street showed changes we knew, and some we didn't!

There are old favourites that seem to be a permanent part of the landscape, and there are newcomers that seem to open, struggle on for a few weeks or months then close. On the other hand, there are old favourites that suddenly vanish, leaving a sadness and a hole and the nagging feeling that we wish we knew where they'd gone, or why, whether they've moved or closed....

Starting at the corner of Church street and Bridge road with a ceremonial beer in the Vine, then off to take notes, mental notes at least.... Vietnam Town still there, check, even if the sign-writing does make it look as though it says Vietnam Tour. The crap local photo-processor who stuffed up my films from the 2001 trip still there, check. Blue Heaven still there, although we've no idea what happened to Rainer who used to own, run and manage the place.... Silvio's still there (phew! not sure what I'd do if it closed, definitely my favourite pizza). Oh, the clothes shop next door down has emptied; Bar Humbug is now Plan B but otherwise looks unchanged, Rainbow Silence Heart still as oddly empty and uncomfortable looking as always; then on and on....

Richmond Continental has a new name but doesn't look much different, only two customers and they don't look real happy, it looks as though the kiss of death has visited. I think there really are too many restaurants along here.

Mr Tandoor has vanished, a month or so ago it seemed to be shut on a Thursday night, then we saw it was shut on the following Thursday, this week there's a new Indian restaurant in its spot with different staff... maybe I should go in and ask them if they know anything about their predecessor, which some friends of mine say they can remember visiting back in the 1980's.

The Dover Hotel Richmond has had a major rebuild; no longer a casual scruffy corner pub, they've gone all up-market, polished timber and bright lights, gasto-pub meets wine-bar sadly it now reminds me of the Bridge, the Vine or Spargos. The regulars all seem to have moved up the road to the Spreadeagle.

Saragossa has closed too; that was definitely a favourite, a restaurant that when it opened sometime around 2000 I thought would never last — wrong side of Bridge road, I thought. Excellent food and fond memories of the waiter who suggested one night we try a Pedro Ximinez as an appropriate drink after the desert. Mr Tandoor had started these thoughts turning around, it was seeing Saragossa closed that prompted me to write all this, I guess I should keep reading through the restaurant sections of the newspaper and see whether there's mention of staff from one place opening another.

Wed, 22 Nov 2006

Flavor vs Flavour; America vs the English-spelling world // at 23:59

Discovered an amazing thing this week from a software vendor who is currently changing all their documentation and website to the American spelling of English from the English that is used in England, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, etc, etc. Apparently their market research has shown them that if people from non-American English places see American spelling they just think “Oh, that's American spelling”. The Americans, on the other hand, see non-American English spelling and simply think “That's wrong, these guys can't spell!”. Bloody typical!

Sat, 11 Nov 2006

That hurt // at 23:59

One cold-chisel, one hammer, two hours, Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin in the background, and the strength of ten because my heart is pure... or something like that.

End result is two very sore hands; one aching from holding the hammer, the other aching from being hit by the hammer, not once, but several times, and a water meter free of its illegal concrete embrace. South East Water can now come and replace the damn thing at their convenience. Now if only I could get hold of the concreter who did this in the first place....

Fri, 10 Nov 2006

Speed of a Bureaucracy... // at 23:59

An odd letter appeared in the mail yesterday, two very brief paragraphs:

I refer to your recent enquiry to South East Water regarding your account for the above property.

My what? I've no idea what they're on about, the other paragraph merely asks me to telephone between 1pm and 5:30pm Monday to Friday. Unless....

Of course, how stupid of me! My recent enquiry was the telephone call I made to South East Water in May, six months ago reporting that I thought the water meter was faulty!

I rang and was told “we have tried to contact you,” when I asked how and when, they changed the subject. I asked again, and was ignored. Apparently I have to make an appointment with the meter replacement crew since it was reported that “access is difficult.” No idea what that is for since the meter is a metre from the footpath, and anyone except the fattest of aussie tradesmen should be able to walk between the car and the fence. Then I asked if it was likely that I would have to move the car so that they could jackhammer the old meter out of the driveway, that was when the problem started ... you see it's forbidden by law to concrete it in, apparently, so along with all the other idiot things that happened to the house before we bought it, concreting the meter in was one of them.

I am now expected to un-concrete the meter and then arrange an appointment with the meter replacement crew. When I asked how, I was told it's not their problem....

So I get to jack-hammer a water meter out of a concrete slab, and if I break the water pipes I get to pay for the damages and for the emergency call out, not to mention paying for the jack-hammer!

Last week the gas meter was replaced, this week they want to do the water meter, maybe next week we'll get the trifecta and the electricity company will call....

Thu, 09 Nov 2006

The Spiegeltent spell // at 23:59

Third gig in less than a week; Mark Seymour tonight. Not sure what it is about the Spiegeltent as a venue but the artists always seem to be in a great mood and very light-hearted. Amazingly, there were no CDs for sale, an oversight that I'm sure had Mr Seymour kicking himself with the happy mood the punters were in as they left!

Tue, 07 Nov 2006

Melbourne Cup melancholia // at 23:59

A cold grey dismal day. A public holiday across Melbourne, most of the rest of Australia is either on leave or slacking off and not doing much either. Everyone is either at home or gone to the races to see the Melbourne Cup. Traffic this morning is non-existant, cold drizzle as I ride to work. Blah, grey day and a grey mood. Listening my way through old favourites and the last two day's new purchases. Music reminding me of past times, reminding me of travelling, reminding me of being outside and not stuck in a half-empty office on a cold, wet, miserable day.

Woops! One of the CDs bought last night was a duplicate, the cover looked familiar, but not familiar enough obviously! Anyone want an unopend copy of Anythings, Sure Things, Other Things?

Mon, 06 Nov 2006

The reptiles and I // at 23:59

Sometimes amidst all the spam and trash something happens to remind you that this Internet-thing has its good points, that information sharing can work. Today was one of those days.

A student in New York who's involved in creating an online bulletin of monitor lizards found one of my photos from last year's central Australia trip and pointed out to me that it isn't a fairly common Lace monitor, but a relatively uncommon Perentie, Varanus giganteus, Australia's largest lizard.

Dredging through my memory I answered a few questions on where and when I'd seen it, and what it was doing, the photo and a brief blurb may appear in their monitor lizard bulletin sometime in the future.

Mick Thomas @ the Spanish Club // at 23:59

Two CD launches in two nights, some kind of a record I guess.... Tonight Mick Thomas and the Sure Thing launch Paddock Buddy.... Its the first time I've been to the Spanish Club since it decided to become “a venue” and start booking bands, been meaning to get there for ages, but Fitzroy always seems so hard to get to.

A curious mix of a crowd, lots of old Weddoes fans with bald patches reliving their youth. As for the venue; I'm not sure what the room is normally like but the tables for the dinner show seemed to take up two thirds of the space, leaving the rest of the crowd crammed in standing up at the back. The sound system was pretty poor too, or maybe it was the guy on the mixer, muffled booming bass overpowering everything else and making the vocals almost indistinguishable. After a few songs they seemed to work it out and it improved a little, but was almost drowned out by selfish idiots in the crowd around me — I don't expect a reverent church-like silence, but gabbing away non-stop to your mates like an old ladies' sewing circle is a little bloody rude. Rude enough that one of the guys in front of us turned around and asked one of the offending groups if they could move into the front bar for a chat and let the rest of us listen to the band. He should of guessed the reaction — if they're rude enough to gabble away over the band, they're probably rude enough to tell him to go get f@Q#$fed, then proceed to harass him for the rest of the night!

Two CD launches in two days, two new CDs per day. This could be a busy week for the music library! Paddock Buddy has joined the library, together with an older disk — Anythings, Sure Things, Other Things — from the back catalogue.

Sun, 05 Nov 2006

Bike riding around Lorne // at 23:59

An early rise — most unusual for me — and out and onto the bike for some much-needed hill climbing. Shivering in the cool air I was regretting leaving my warm jersey back at home, definitely not a morning for the short sleeves! An eye watering descent down Richardson boulevard to the main coast road, over the river and commence climbing up the Dean's Marsh road.

It always seems to take me about half an hour to climb the hill to Benwerrin, sometimes a little more. I'd forgotton that the Edge GPS doesn't like the forests and so it kept losing signal and cutting out — 24 minutes to the top is much faster than I've ever done and way above my current fitness! I hadn't even glanced at the ordinary clock either, not wanting to know just how early it really was.

From Benwherrin its a left turn onto the dirt road, then follow it along through the forest about ten kilometres rising and falling and watching out for wallabies that come crashing out of the bush. Another right turn and south for a few kilometres, then rejoin the bitumen at Erskine falls for a screaming ten kilometre descent down through the forest back into Lorne. A great ride, and at this time of the day hardly any traffic at all — only three idiots on the road, all 4WDs, all came flying around blind bends head-on at me on the wrong side of the road....

Lorne seemed nearly deserted when I got back to the main street, it was bizarre to see it so empty of cars, a dozen motorbikes outside the Arab, riders with coffees sitting around at the tables. I kept going around to Kafe Kaos for a table and a coffee of my own, enjoyed it so much that I had another, sitting in the morning sun and feeling gently tired in the legs. While I was sitting there between coffees Jo rode past, the early morning cycling bug must have bitten her as well, she was out for a gentle ride to Wye river to shake off her cold and give her mountain bike possibly its first ride since the winter.

Coffees over, I decided to loop out to the pier before facing the hill back up to the house, once at the pier I just kept on going along the Great Ocean Road... at first I was just going to go around to the river, then I decided to keep going until I met Jo on her way back. The wind had picked up and it was surprisingly strong and straight in my face on all the little climbs. A few motorbikes went howling past, hired campervans lumbering along as well. At one of the many lookouts I finally took a photo of the roadsign that has been making me laugh for the last few months; “Drive on Left in Australia” — a few too many overseas tourists stop to admire the view then get confused when they get back in their cars! I caught up with Jo just as she'd decided that the wind made up for the distance as she turned around a few km short of Wye river.

The ride back to town was much quicker than the ride out! That wind blows straight in off the Southern Ocean, its hardly surprising there are so many shipwrecks along here!

Spiegeltentage // at 23:59

It felt odd driving back from Lorne to Melbourne in daylight — normally we don't leave until after dinner — today was not normal. An early evening CD launch for Phil Moriarty and the Paris Brests in the Spiegeltent. Phil, ex. of the Gadflys, has a voice and a style that I've loved for years, the new band played well. Mikelangelo of Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen a guest appearance on guitar, clarinet and repartee.

Songs I knew, songs I remembered, songs I half-remembered, and songs in a distinctive style so even if I haven't heard them before I thought I had... not surprisingly, we left the CD launch with the new CD!

There's only one way to cap off a near-perfect Sunday and that was dinner at Silvio's. Piping hot pizza, excellent pizza, pizza on your table so quickly you start to wonder how it happens. Friendly staff and a glass or two of red wine and a good coffee. Simple, quick, perfect.

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Sat, 04 Nov 2006

Kookaburras // at 23:59

Lining up for a free feed on the balcony, out of the forest they came!

Thu, 02 Nov 2006

Rain! // at 23:59

Woken by strange sounds overhead — yes, it is rain. With so little rain in the last few months there's no way I'm going to complain that I might get wet on the way to work! As it was, a half hour lull arrived at just the right time. Just over twenty millimetres of rain between about eight a.m. and six p.m. — that's four times the rainfall we had for all of October!

While the rain may make the garden grow, it certainly doesn't do much for the building industry. One sign of precipitation and no sign of work. The under-construction boxes next door sat unattended all day, while across the road a semi-trailer load of scaffolding was unloaded in preparation for refurbishing one of the empty buildings. Heading out the door I was offered a day's labouring work putting up scaffolding because the labourers didn't turn up due to the bad weather!

Wed, 01 Nov 2006

Break for lunch // at 23:59

Some days you just have to escape at lunchtime and get away. Normal lunch breaks are far too frequently spent at my desk, or not very far away. The better lunch breaks are spent sitting under a tree on the lawns, or walking around the grounds of Monash or the streets nearby. Today was one of the better ones — no wind, warm sun, get away from the screens and the hum and walk down to the pond under the trees at the north-east corner of campus. I nearly lost count of the number of birds around me; Magpies, Mudlarks, Noisy Miners, a Butcherbird and a White-faced heron, a pair of Little grebes diving in the dam, a pair of Ravens stalking around in the bushes, and half a dozen Black ducks paddling about, one with half a dozen ducklings.

With so little rainfall the water level is falling, but what remains is very clear. I lost myself for ten minutes or so watching at the ducklings chase each other around in the shallows.

Fri, 27 Oct 2006

Memories and coincidences // at 23:59

Last night as we drove home from the semi-ritual of “Thursday night dinner out somewhere in Richmond”, the Saints, an old favourite band, were playing on the radio. RRR's "The Australian Mood" always seems to be music I like — two weeks ago it took me back to my almost-underage ventures into the Civic hotel and bands like Tactics and others whose names I've forgotton. Enough rambling, the Saints' Walk Away was playing, for once it wasn't just the opening few bars being used as an introduction or station promo. This afternoon I decided to listen to the song again while flicking (flickring?) through the Melbourne photo pool on Flickr. There in front of me is a photo titled Down The Drain — another Saints song from the same album.

Tue, 24 Oct 2006

Vale Newby // at 23:59

I don't normally get that far through the newspaper in the mornings; front page up to the end of the world news, then in the evenings start from the back and read the comics and the quizzes. This morning the obituary caught my eye — Eric Newby. 1919 — 2006, from steam trains and tall ships to the twenty-first century, and authored some fascinating books of his times and travels.

Mon, 16 Oct 2006

Spiegeltenting // at 23:59

It's that time of year again — TARDIS-like, the Spiegeltent appears in the Arts Centre forecourt and brings joy and good things to Melbourne for a month or two. Tonight was the first of hopefully many gigs I'll be seeing there, “My Friend the Chocolate Cake” were playing. Highly accomplished musicians and a packed crowd, the one drawback was having to sit at an odd angle and crane my neck around to see them!

Sun, 15 Oct 2006

Mooramong // at 23:59

It took almost three years, but finally the trip that Jo and Lesley have been talking about came about, find a suitable date that includes the third Sunday of the month, then a weekend away, stay in a B&B in Ballarat, then drive over to see Mooramong — a National Trust owned homestead out near Skipton or Beaufort.

Where?

Mooramong 37° 39' 16.8876"S 143° 15' 3.4092"E

Sat, 14 Oct 2006

Ballarat == windy // at 23:59

Why is it always so windy in Ballarat?

Thu, 12 Oct 2006

35°C in October? // at 23:59

Whoa, we're definitely getting hot around here. The temperature is 35°C and still only in October, we're in for a very hot summer.

Hot, damn hot... as it says in the classics. Not just hot either, gusty, blustery dry and dusty northerly winds as well, the kind of winds that blast a cyclist back and forth across there-quarters of a lane while filling his eyes with grit. The kind of wind that for the second day in a row rips a great branch off the Callistemon in the front garden. I guess it solves the dilemma of how we prune it, and how much we remove!

Wed, 11 Oct 2006

untitled // at 23:59

MBW

Eucalyptus lunch // at 13:36

Lunch spent under the trees in one of the university courtyards, the almost summer heat and blustery wind makes everything smell of dust and eucalyptus — the Australian bush in suburbia.

Global warming or just an unusually hot spring? Who knows, the aussie government is stuck somewhere in the 1950s, so they should be able to analyse the historical data! As for the rest of us, we just have to live here. Damn.

Shut out the world and sit in the shade, I started reading Burton's The Arabian Nights, the short stories fit nicely into workday lunch breaks, unlike the 800+ pages of Quicksilver that was the last book I read at work.

Photos restructured // at 00:00

Please stand by...

I broke it, I'll fix it....

Its all undergoing a bit of a restructure. Initially I had folders of all the photos from a roll of film, then when I started using a digital camera I was loading photos in here in folders that corresponded to the date I emptied the camera. Completely arbitrary, so as of about December 2004 I started splitting the photos up by the day that I took them, and linking them into each day in the journal. So I haven't stopped taking photos — I'm just putting them somewhere else. They're all tagged to varying degrees of accuracy; time, date, location, contents — I'll add in some searching here one day... and along the way I promise not to break any existing links.

June 2006 and it was still all a mess. It wasn't just me that noticed the mess, I was asked whether I still put my photos here, and why were they so hard to find. That's it then! Definitely time for a rethink.

While I fiddle about here, I also keep some of my photos on Flickr — because everyone has photos on Flickr, some on Fotothing — because I fell in touch with Fotothing's developer while finding out about annotating photos, and some on Fotonomy.

When I get it all written and working, you'll be able to look at photos individually — but that's easy — or by album or collection, and hopefully by who or what is in them, or when or where they were taken.

Tue, 10 Oct 2006

untitled // at 23:59

MBW

Sun, 08 Oct 2006

100 years of Electric trams — Woot! // at 23:59

Ok, it does sound very nerdish! Today was the 100th anniversary of the first electric tram becoming operational in Melbourne — there'd been cable-trams running before 1906.

Thoughts on riding the tandem in to Docklands evaporated in the rain and howling wind, so public transport was used to go and see the public transport — a train in to the city, then nearly blown backwards as we struggled our way from Spencer Street station (that I refuse to call Southern Cross station) down to Docklands for a bit of tram-spotting.

There was a band and a marquee, and a dozen trams or so. Nothing too spectacular really, over half the trams on display are ones that you can see on the road any day of the week, only the oldest models seemed interesting — except to the enthusiast I guess.

Thu, 05 Oct 2006

Nostalgia for Richmond // at 19:20

Out of work and onto the bike to ride home, run inside and grab a pair of jeans and other essentials, then back out to ride in to Richmond for a beer.

Sunset commute ride, sun in the eyes, bugs along Gardiners creek, manic motorists all around. The majority of other cyclists are heading out from the city, here I am again riding against the flow.

Past the DHR and a surprise to see it all closed up, tape across the door and builders' ladders and stuff filling the bar. Up the road to the Spready and in for a pint. Damn, I managed to leave my lock at home, so its the Belgian bike lock1 on the front wheel and a seat by the window where I can keep an eye on it....

People watching.

People listening.

Snatches of conversation float past; a strong London accent at the end of the bar, "Me arm 'urts when I lean on it like dis", an indepth discussion on lightning strikes on trucks and truck drivers, two girls complain about their boss...

A blind man and his guide dog arrive in a taxi, so relaxed as they negotiate the croweded bar, amazing.

People watching, second pint of Goat.

A Dover regular, a local character, walks in and meets his friends,not really surprising with the Dover closed. I wonder why, it was renovated only a couple of years ago?

Feeling quietly melancholy and a little homesick for Richmond, so many faces I recognise, quite a few who nod and recognise me back.

A chance meeting in the gents' with a garrulous local and I learn all about the Dover, there's been a buyout and the new owner has big plans. The old back bar has moved into the front bar, the unused upstairs is becoming a function room, it's all changing... so long as it doesn't change like the Bridge Hotel did — comfortable local pub to brighly lit soulless trendy bar.


1. Put the bike helmet strap through the front wheel and cross your fingers. Stops, or at least slows down, any casual theft.

Wed, 04 Oct 2006

Ride to work day // at 20:14

Woohoo, ride to work day! Um, I guess that'll be just like any other day, except with Bicycle Victoria pumping wildly in the background.

As they asked, and as I replied, in their questionaire: How will you celebrate Ride To Work Day?

The same way I celebrate every day, happy to be alive after the idiots in the tin boxes yabbering on their phones haven't killed me.

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Google maps API example // at 12:00

An example of the Google maps API.

You Are Here...

Maybe muse? // at 00:00

The two contenders that I can seem to find for tools to help me write and publish my website are pyblosxom and muse. If I was going to use pyblosxom it would be to publish static pages, which doesn't seem to work 100% and isn't really what it's intended for. My main requirements are:

  • consistency of appearance
  • no change to existing URLs

OTOH, it seems I can use muse to publish to blosxom source files, then use pyblosxom to publish these to html. A long and convoluted path, but maybe it'll get me to where I want to be.

Sun, 01 Oct 2006

Diamond Valley Railway day // at 00:00

birthday,railway

Are we ready? Picnic blanket — check, lunch stuff — check, camera — check, non-open-toed shoes to appease the lawyers — check, sunglasses, sunscreen, hat — check, off we go then! Half-way up Warrigal road.... Aarrgh! The birthday present! It is not advisable to go to a four-year-old's birthday without the present! Back home we go, race inside, then off again, quarter of an hour late.

A fun afternoon celebrating, all the family headed out to Eltham for a trip on the Diamond Valley Railway, followed by a picnic lunch and chocolate cake. It would be a close run thing whether the first or the last of those three was the most important for the guest of honour.

Hilight for me was definitely the ride on the train, these guys have one serious model trainset! Oops, apparently it is a miniature railway not a model train. Four dollars a ride, twice around on what must be a fairly sizeable figure-eight folded over on itself, I hate to think how much money and how many hours have gone into building and maintaining it all.

Fri, 29 Sep 2006

Norky Bike // at 05:18

One of my many bicycles.

What is it?

A Norco Java that doesn't spend much of it's life off road. Instead it gets used most days for commuting, touring, or just having fun. As befits the successor to Spotty Bike it is covered in spots, originally applied by a group of my friends one night on tour when they decided that it just didn't look right without them.

Purchased from Ashburton Cycles in Ashburton, Melbourne in October 1996 following the demise of Spotty bike, and delivered in November. It was end-of-model time, so I got a reasonable deal, with a mix of LX and XT parts, and XTR brakes because they were the only ones available.

A bit like grandfather's axe, various parts have been replaced over the years: Rockshox SID SL forks replaced the Manitou Mach Vs and in turn were replaced by a pair of Springer Talons, A split rim meant the purchase of an ugly tempory wheel, then Mavic Cross-max replacements.

Where has it been?

Inside Australia: Victoria, NSW, ACT, Tasmania and South Australia.

Overseas: New Zealand, Portugal, Spain, England, Jersey, France, Switzerland and Italy.

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Around again — Software update merrygoround! // at 00:00

Seems that Apple have actually noticed that the iTunes 7.0 update from a fortnight ago doesn't work so well! Updates today to iTunes 7.0.1 and Last.fm 1.0.7. Now if only the damnable Quicktime installer wouldn't insist on ignoring my preferences every bloody time the bloody thing is updated or installed and re-enabling the system tray icon!

I haven't discovered yet whether it fixes the w-w-w-warbling and g-g-g-garbled music....

Wed, 27 Sep 2006

GTD — or not…. // at 00:00

At what point does researching and reading up on how to better Get Things Done stop being useful and start to be a form of procrastination of its own? I'm not sure, but I do know that although I've made some inroads on my mess and plethora of inboxes, calendars, todo lists and notes, I've still got too many of them and I'm always a sucker to try out the next one I see.

Especially liked Patrick Rhone's Org-Fu Überpost - Productivity Whitepaper with his discussion on how he handles paper notes in his notebook, it seems to match up well with what I try to do in my PAA, only with a little more structure. Local copy below for reference:

- (Dash)
Undone Action Item.
+ (Plus)
Done Action Item.
<- (Left Arrow)
Delegated (with a note to whom and the date).
-> (Right Arrow)
Waiting - (i.e., for another action).
^ (Triangle)
Data Point.
O (Circle)
A circle around any of the above means that it has been carried forward, moved to another list or otherwise changed status - i.e., a “Waiting” item has now become an Action Item elsewhere (with a note about where that item has gone).

Bookmarks

Tue, 26 Sep 2006

So noisy in Melbourne // at 00:00

Why did I wake up so early again? The last three days I've slept really well, but this morning it was 03:35 again, wide awake and listening to a loud annoying blackbird that decided to warble away until daylight. Five o'clock and the trains start, six o'clock and you can just start to hear the traffic on Warrigal road. Six thirty and I gave up and got up and had breakfast. Maybe its the contrast to the quiet at mum and dad's place, maybe I'm just all slept out and don't need any more sleep. I sure hope so.

Mon, 25 Sep 2006

Canberra airport security thugs // at 00:00

“Post 9/11” I have flown within Australia several times and internationally three times. Internationally, I've been to airports in the UK, Switzerland, Italy, China and Vietnam and have had various levels of security checks at variou airports. Within Australia I've flown through Melbourne, Adelaide, Alice Springs and Canberra. At only one place have I ever had any hassles, that is Canberra airport. It doesn't seem to be a one-off either, it seems that every time I fly through Canberra airport the security staff are the rudest, most obnoxious, most determined to puff up their chests and egos and find some trivial item that must be confiscated because it's in the rules. When questioned, we get the stock answer: “We're just following orders...”

Today was no exception; Canberra airport checkin, for the first time in five years I've had to take off my belt — the same belt I've worn every time at every airport. Yet again I was chosen for a random explosives test — three trips out of Canberra airport, three selections for the bomb-wipe. This time they decided to confiscate Jo's nail-file! The damn thing was 8cm long and she's had it for twenty years, its been in her toiletry bag for twenty years, it's been through the metal detectors any number of times. It was allowed through onto the aircraft leaving New York a week after September 11! But no, mister puffed-up shirt Canberra airport security thug must confiscate this deadly implement.

Perhaps these idiots should walk ten metres past their all-powerful metal detectors and have a look in the airport bar — the airport bar that sells glass bottles of beer that you can take onto the aircraft. Perhaps the security thugs should check up on how many people in the world have been assaulted, threatened and injured with broken bottles versus how many are attacked with nail files. If the nail file is a weapon then so is the headphone cable for an iPod, the nice pointy steel pen and pencil that everyone carries, or the battery in everything from phones to MP3 players to laptop computers....

Perhaps the idiots need to step down their attitude and ridiculous theatrics.

Fri, 22 Sep 2006

Morpheus hates me // at 00:00

Coffee, stress, strange noises in the night? I'm not sure which is the primary causes, but last night I woke up at 03:45 and couldn't get back to sleep, and the night before it was around 04:15. Its having a lousy affect on my grumpiness factor during the day. At least this morning I could blame the howling wind — tree branches scraping along the house, bits of building site crashing and flapping, strange creaks from the roofing... the night before I had the joy of listening to the world come awake, starting with the local garbage trucks starting their rounds almost an hour before they're allowed to.

Maybe tonight I'll get a good night's sleep. I hope so.

Sat, 16 Sep 2006

Poath road memories // at 00:00

Late afternoon founding me sitting in the sun at the corner of Poath road and Rosella streets in Murrumbeena, just up the road from where I first lived in Melbourne ten years ago. I should have bought a house here then, or even a flat, its become all trendy and gentrified now.

Two cafés with tables out on the footpath, the old video-game parlour closed and mysterious purple curtains over the windows. The TAB and post office gone now, a new suite of offices with apartments above just opened. The secondhand whitegoods shop is now a gourmet pizza place, the home-brew supplies a café. Only the big ugly blue-green warehouse still sitting alongside the railway, half-abandoned looking, at least it hides the ugly 1950's toilet-block architecture of Hughesdale station.

I wonder how the expansion of the railway to include a third line to Dandenong will fit? Which buildings will be bought and bulldozed? How will they squeeze it all through?

Fri, 15 Sep 2006

Software update circus // at 23:59

Another whirl of the software upgrade merry-go-round on the Windows laptop today: Firefox quietly downloaded and installed 1.5.0.7, but after restarting, the Google Browser Sync. plugin didn't reload all my tabs so I lost something I was reading. iTunes asked and I consented, and so version six point something was replaced by 7.0.0.70, but then all my music started sounding all w-w-w-warbly and g-g-g-garbled. Plugins it is, the Last.fm/audioscrobbler plugin was at fault, so out it went and in came the newer Last.fm for Microsoft Windows. At least the latest revision of the Garmin Web Updater seems to have gone in without a problem....

Revisited 2006-09-18: Seems that my iTunes problem doesn't go away by disabling the plugin. The latest version is a major step backwards for me and the slightest bit of activity by any other application and it warbles and stutters. Followed all the recommendations on configuring Quicktime to no avail. I guess I just wait for iTunes version 7.0.1....

Good fences make…. // at 00:00

According to the proverb; good fences make good neighbours, apparently. Seems we don't have good neighbours though! Latest on the development front; as Jo was walking out the door she saw that the builders are taking down the fence between our block and theirs! First we have heard of it was when the builder came over and asked whether or not we had a dog! No idea what the answer would have been if she said yes, since they had already removed all the poles and were starting on the sections of the fence palings.

A telephone query to the council for rubber-stamping building permits reveals that we should have inferred that the fence would be removed from the placement of the proposed development's walls, and the developer should have have received verbal approval before starting work on the fence this morning. Apparently the fact that Jo didn't tell them to stop and put it back classifies as verbal approval!

The whole planning and objection process appears heavily weighted in favour of the developers. On their side they have the developer, builder and surveyor creating the plans and knowing all the ins and outs of the rules, on the other side are the neighbouring residents who are presented with a fully developed plan and meant to infer everything from that with the help of the council. Apparently all we had to do was ask the right questions of the council at the time! I pointed out that we didn't even know the right questions since we aren't developers or builders.

We really couldn't care about that section of the fence anyway, it is hidden flush up against the house. What we do care about is the complete lack of notification and communication that appears to be displayed at every step of the way.

Wed, 13 Sep 2006

Fotography, accessibility, reliability :-) // at 00:00

Fotothing,outage

  Fotothing.com is currently offline.
  Appologies for the inconvenience.

Come on guys, get your act into gear! In the last week since I've been back from holiday the Fotothing site has been off the air more often than on it. No explanations, just that little place-holder page in place of the entire site. It's a great way to lose customers.... Don't just appologise, fix it!

I guess I'll be putting my photos from the China trip onto Fotonomy then, at least until I manage to get my local photo management stuff all working as well as I want.

Sat, 09 Sep 2006

Developers, developers, developers…. // at 00:00

No, not the famous ranting video clip of Microsoft's Steve Balmer.

Saturday morning disturbed by chainsaws again. The one big eucalypt tree that we can see from our back window, the one big tree for a couple of streets around, the one big tree that always has magpies warbling and lorikeets shrieking from the branches — well the tree's gone now, cut down and pulped up. The old house and garden will go soon, to be replaced by yet another pair of big-as-you-can-build two-storey boxes, the rest of the block covered in concrete carparking, white pebbles and tidy-little evergreen shrubs in pots.

Mon, 04 Sep 2006

Day 15: Leaving Beijing // at 23:59

It was meant to be our shopping day, a last chance to look around the markets, visit the Silk market, and gather up some presents for neices and nephews — unfortunately Jo was still very sick this morning so we spent almost our entire time hunting up the English-speaking SOS clinic.

....

Sun, 03 Sep 2006

Day 14: Beijing; Day trip to the Great Wall // at 23:59

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Sat, 02 Sep 2006

Day 13: Beijing; Tianenmen Square and the Forbidden City // at 23:59

The weather in is officially “cloudy” — there is no . In preparation for he 2008 Olympic games, large numbers of new parks and trees are being planted all over the city, and a huge steelworks has been closed and moved to another city to clean up the air — Beijing's air anyway, the unvisited industrial recipient city gets all the pollution now. Car numbers are supposedly to be capped at three million to limit congestion and pollution, but nobody is quite sure whether this will happen, or whether money and privilege will just make for a black market in unofficial cars.

....

Where?

Beijing

Fri, 01 Sep 2006

Day 12: Xiahe to Lanzhou by bus, fly to Beijing // at 23:59

A traveling day; bus from Xiahe to Lanzhou, lunch, back in the bus for the trip to the airport then fly to Beijing. Eight in the morning to ten at night.

Once again our bus driver proved his worth; there was another huge thunderstorm last night — a thunderstorm that I slept through — and the river was even more swollen and flooded and brown than the last two days, the roads were covered in rock-falls and the road-works detours turned into churned up bogs. A fairly routine six hour drive had a number of very boggy crossings and much slaloming around everything from handfuls of gravel to fallen boulders a metre in diameter.

Lunch at a café in Lanzhou, a beef noodle dish that is one of the three things this area is famous for — the other two being labour camps and the Chinese space industry. Good news was that Dan assured us that we'd only get to experience one of the three! Bad news was that Jo started feeling sick shortly after lunch, maybe the lunch, more likely last night's Chicken Biryani in Xiahe.

....

Checking in at the airport it was interesting to see that although Beijing, like Ho Chi Minh City, has changed in spelling or name from its original westernised version, the airport code that is stuck on all the luggage is still the original, PEK for Beijing (Peking), SAI for Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon)!

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Thu, 31 Aug 2006

Day 11: Kharnang and back to Xiahe // at 21:00

I think Jo and I were the only two in our room who slept well last night; Damian and Amy were both feeling sick, Dan snored a bit and claims that he never sleeps well when he stays here, Julie says she spent the night rolling back and forth between Damian and Dan — not used to sleeping between two others!

After the tremendous thunderstorm last night it was clear and sunny again this morning, I ducked out for a short walk around the place, then Jo and I took off for a longer walk before breakfast, happy to get out and see some of the place without the local children hanging off our arms.

Out the western gate and around the outside of the “city walls” around to the east. Dozens of little frogs were out and about on the paths and the walls themselves, so dense in places that you couldn't avoid stepping on them. There were more smiles and curious looks from the local inhabitants starting their day, fetching water from the bore and putting the animals out into the fields, and watching tourists wander about.

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Wed, 30 Aug 2006

Day 10: Xiahe and Kharnang // at 21:00

Afternoon bus trip off into the Tibetan grasslands, up from Xiahe at 2900m altitude to around 3300m crossing the rolling green hills, then back down onto the plains to visit Tsewey Monastery and on to Karnang — also Kharnang or the Chinese Ganjia Baijiao City — to spend the night, Karnang hardly classifies as a city, a population of maybe 500, unpaved roads, no shops and a mass of single storey mud houses inside 1000 year-old city walls. There is a primary school here that Intrepid used to support, but we've learnt that the teachers were stealing the donations and none were getting to the school, so the school visit is off the agenda!

The road out from Xiahe to Kharnang is in fairly good condition, except every single bridge is simultaneously being replaced! This has resulted in detours down off the roadway at every culvert and bridge off to one side or the other, across the hopefully dry watercourse, then back up onto the road.

Tue, 29 Aug 2006

Day 9: Travelling to Xiahe // at 21:00

    I met a hairy black yak,
    In appearance, a shaggy old sack.
    I approached the wrong end,
    In an attempt to befriend...
    and ended up flat on my back.

Mon, 28 Aug 2006

Day 8: Around Xi'an // at 21:00

City walls, drum and bell towers and the Little Goose Pagoda.

Sun, 27 Aug 2006

Day 7: Xi'an daytrip to the Terracotta warriors // at 21:00

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it was not what I was expecting!

Sat, 26 Aug 2006

Day 6: Luoyang to Xi'an // at 21:00

A long time in the bus....

Fri, 25 Aug 2006

Day 5: Shaolin and Buddhas // at 21:00

Grey, grey skies....

Thu, 24 Aug 2006

Day 4: Shaolin // at 22:00

As it says on the ticket:

As the famous touristy attraction in the world and 4A level scenic spot firstly announced by State Tourism Board, Shaolin scenic spot enjoys rich humanities sight, antique natural sight, massive Shaolin Buddhist and Wushu Culture and elegant & rare geological wonder. Centralizing within 2.1Kmof coral area of coral area of scenic spot, the humanities sight mainly includes Shaolin Temple, tower forest, Damo Hole, First Ancestor Hut, Second Ancestor Hut, etc. Centralizing in Sanhuangzhai of Shaosi mountain, the natural sight integrates three biggest orogenies of Songyang, Zhongyue and Shaolin and land making activeties, which were famous during the precambrian period and are the optimum sight spot of Songshan World Geology Park. The natural sight mainly contains over 40 spots such as monkey watching sky cloud apices and howling tiger setting sun in Yusai, autumn scenery of Shaoshi, Waterfall, Atalagamite Hole, Daxian Gorge, Lingxiao Gorge, Nappe Hole, Camel Stone, Elephant Stone, Dragon Head and Tail, etc.

Wed, 23 Aug 2006

Day 3: Shanghai and the train out // at 21:00

A day to ourselves today, just be back in time to get to the train! At 08:30 or so we'd packed our things and checked the bags into storage at th hotel, then walked off towards the old town. A long way to walk, but neither of us had much of an idea how to go about finding the right bus, or how to flag them down and pay. Breakfast again of mysterious tasty bread-things from a stall, then roughly south and east zig-zagging along the streets and trying to stay in the shade — it was already hot in the direct sun.

Past the “Bund Centre” and a mandatory photograph for the folks at bund.com.au — its a tall building with what appears to be a concrete crown, I may have taken a photograph of it yesterday.

Around the corner and suddenly we found ourselves in blocks of traditional-style buildings, some still under construction. In fact everything in China appears to be still under construction. One huge marketplace of little shops selling to tourists, endless streams of touts on the footpaths wanting me to buy “Watch, Prada bag, lady watch, shoe,” all rattled off as one long meaningless sentence. Crowds of people around the — bright green — ornamental lake, including a TV crew filming an interview with someone, I've no idea what its about but I'm in the background!

Then RMB30 to enter the Yu Yuan gardens where it was far more peaceful, although we still had to dodge 50-person Spanish and American bus-tour groups as we walked around in the maze of rooms and gardens and pavillions. A real shame there was no map as it seemed a lot larger inside than expected, all the small spaces making it easy to miss parts of the whole.

Finally we made our way back to the entrance, then back up to the Bund to start on the day's chores — money and food for the train. A green-bean icecream as we crossed another new park and back in the direction of the river, confusion set in and we headed the wrong way along Ren Min Lu and found ourselves walking three-quarters of the way around an enormous building site then along a main road in blistering sun and finally to a corner of the park where we were within sight of where we'd sat to eat the icecreams! Took the correct turn this time, then alongside the river on the Bund walk, again really hot as there's hardly any shade up on the embankment.

The first bank we stepped into while hunting about to change money was enormous, one of the traditional old-fashioned style banks, all timber panelling and 19th century attitude. Completely overwhelming and no signs anywhere in either English or Chinese of where to do anything. The second was much easier, the guard took one look as we walked in the door and guided us upstairs to the foreign currency office.

Financial transactions completed, back across (under) the river via the “Pedestrian tunnel,” a bizarrely misnamed piece of tourist tat which is a very expensive little train that holds eight or so people, costs RMB30 one way (as against RMB1 for a return ticket on the ferry) and has a very tacky and very loud laser and light show its entire length. We had been warned by Julie, but we just had to see it for ourselves!

One good point is that the tunnel exit is right next to the Pearl tower and across the road from the enormous gold coloured supermarket-mall-department store that Dan had suggested was a good spot for provisions. Once inside it was a bit tricky finding the supermarket, luckily Jo remembered that it was in the basement!

It felt strange to be walking around in an enormous supermarket, everything marked in Chinese, but little different to any supermarket anywhere else in the world. All the same bright fluorescent lights, bright colours, endless brands and packaging.

We made our way back towards our hotel by the metro, then sheltered for half an hour or so in an air-conditioned foreign-language (ie English) bookshop. The thermometer outside happily telling us it was currently 35°C.

Regrouped at the hotel then all piled into taxis for the trip to the station. An amazingly noisy and slow trip, I'm sure we could have walked it quicker, then down into the largest underground taxi rank I have ever seen.

Show our tickets at the turnstyles with guards outside the building — with so many people in China you can't even get into the train station without a ticket, but even so it was packed once we got in. The waiting halls are amazing, enormous cavernous rooms just full of people.

A deafening and distorted PA system blasting out announcements, then down onto the platform for the long walk to carriage 17 of 20 or more — sorry Marko, no chance of taking any pictures of the engine for you!

We made ourselves at home in our compartment, six beds in two stacks of three, then spent the rest of the afternoon and evening sitting around chatting and eating our way through assorted snaks, watching as the world went by. Noodles for dinner, the same as most of the other passengers, RMB5 from the lady with the food cart then fill them up with hot water from the urn at the end of the carriage.

Lights out and into bed at 10; I slept fitfully through the night, waking up occaisionally as the train lurched and banged or stopped in odd locations.

Tue, 22 Aug 2006

Day 2: Shanghai // at 21:00

After a day of travelling, last night I slept like a log, but surprisingly still managed to wake up around 7:30 this morning. Off to find something for breakfast out on a street stall before our first group event — subway and walk to the Shanghai museum. Temperature already up around 30°C as Jo and I headed off at semi-random around a few corners and bought a pastry-thing and a bun-thing from a street vendor.

The group met up around 9:30 for the walk over to the museum, I think I was still confused about west and east and thought we were heading in the opposite direction — towards the river rather than away from it! The museum was far more interesting than most of us expected — we didn't think we'd be there long but found we spent almost an hour on the fourth floor just looking around at the exhibits and costumes (we'd decided to start at the top of the building and work our way down). Some fascinating calligraphy and scrolls — but of course neither of us can read any of it. Nearly everything was labelled quite well in English.

Ming and Qing furniture, a huge room full of bronzes, we skipped the exhibit of five thousand years of pottery and finally made it out around 12:30 to find that it was still hot, but had just finished raining.

With the afternoon free we took off on foot to the French quarter and found ourselves surrounded by construction work everywhere we went. Buildings listed in our maps simply did not exist anymore. A new park with a sign proudly proclaiming “4,936 families succesfully removed to create this park” — we wonder where the families are now.

The old flower market is gone, one huge building site of rubble in its place. Slight mis-reading of a map on the way back had us walk the long two sides around a triangle, then successfully made it back to Middle Hennan road on the metro — including a change of trains and puzzling out the automated ticket machine. Simple things that become suddenly complex in a new place and a foreign language.

Dinner by ourselves of “three mixed meats” and eggplant and Chinese vegetables, then regroup at the hotel for a visit to the acrobats. Wow! These are absolutely amazing people. Traditional pole and rope climbing, running up poles as though they were stairs. An incredibly flexible girl performing some sort of yoa/ballet will holding five sets of lit candles, tying herself in knots and not setting anything on fire. Hoop diving, plate spinning, a tacky silk-rope show set to an over-the-top backdrop projection of music and film from Titanic. Cyclists on eight bikes in formation, then eight cyclists in formationo n one bike! The climax of the show was the motor cycles in “the wheel of death”. Completely crazy to watch with one guy spinning around inside the ball, when the second bike entered it was amazing, then it was three... four... five motorbikes whirling around in a blur of two-stroke and noise.

Successful negotiation of the metro back to the hotel and then some very expensive beers outside on Funan road — the Chinese equivalent of Eiffel tower beer, RMB25 a bottle, 20 of which was for the seat and the view! Then back to the hotel, exausted.

Mon, 21 Aug 2006

Day 1: Shanghai // at 21:00

An hour and a half this morning in Changi airporty in Singapore, time enough to walk around and look at the pools of Koi and orchid gardens, then back on the plane for the flight to Shanghai.

Long queues at Chinese immigration, video cameras everwhere filming the arrivals in the hall, then quickly through a very prefunctory customs check and out of the aiport. Do we change money insider or outside the immigration? The rates inside didn't look so good so we waited until outside — should have known, the rates outside were exactly the same. Luggage and money, now time for transport — woohoo, the maglev train! Only one small problem, we couldn't find it!

The sign that we thought pointed outside to the Maglev train actually meant go upstairs to the second floor! Luckily a woman for one of the hotels tried to get us a taxi, then told us how to find the train station once we explained our predicament.

RMB40 and an aircraft boarding-pass stub and we were onto the train. Very ordinary looking on the inside, apart from the groovy illuminated signs that tells you how fast you're travelling; 100, 200, 300, 400 — ticking away up to 432km/hr! Only a little bit of noise and shaking, it was all quite amazing really. Eight minutes later and we were in the station in the centre of the city, this is definitely how it should be to get from an airport to the city!

Struggled across to the metro station and puzzled our way through tickets; machine or person? The machine has English text, but is slightly confusing, as every ticket machine in every city always seems to the visitor. We made it though, two RMB4 tickets and onto the train, then across Pudong, under the river and off at the correct station of Middle Hunan road — Yay!

I'll blame the northern hemisphere! Subconsciously navigating by the sun we came up blinking into daylight from the metro station, confidently turned left and strode off in precisely the opposite direction to where the hotel was! Luckily it was only half a block before the rational part kicked in and had us make an about-face, then down the side street to the Nanjing hotel and inside to checkin and get a well-earned shower!

After getting established in the Nanjing hotel we headed back out for an exploratory walk, once again I got confused about north and south, that subconscious is a dangerous thing! Nanjing Lu is one big pedestrian mall, the crowds and shops and stonework making it all look vaguely reminiscent of Bourke street mall in Melbourne — but maybe that's just because I don't spend much time in Bourke street mall! Maybe not so similar after all, the architecture and neon signs all straight from the 21st century.

Early in the evening we met the rest of the Intrepid group for the first time, handed over our wads of cash for the “local contribution” then headed out dinner. Damian and Amy from down near Geelong, Peter and Rachel from Ballarat, Steven and Kristine from Toronto in Canada, and Julie from Adelaide, to be led around the country by Dan.

Dan quickly proved his leadership abilities by taking us around a few blocks to a favourite restaurant where he ordered the first of what turned out to be many fantastic meals in China! Of course no meal and no holiday is complete without beer, so there was a highly symbolic “first beer of the trip” in the restaurant, followed by a couple of very expensive (for Shanghai and China) beers at an outdoor café on Nanjing Lu. At RMB25 per bottle, we were definitely paying for the pleasure of sitting around outdoors in the warm evening air and watching the world go by.

Sun, 20 Aug 2006

Step #1 // at 21:00

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single zone one Met. train.

Oh well, it sounds good, sufficiently Confucian for the start of a fifteen day trip through China. The 9:30pm to Spencer Street station — errr, make that Southern Cross station. The station looks almost complete now, totally empty and desolate at ten o'clock on a Sunday night. Foolishly, Jo thought we'd be able to buy a coffee while we waited for the bus to the airport... not a chance! Just sit in the cold grey echo-ey concrete carpark that is the brand new bus station. I wonder if there is a bus station anywhere in the world that looks attractive?

A small mercy on the bus to the airport, for once we were not subjected to the appalling “Come and spend all your money at Chadstone mega-mall” video. Maybe it only shows to arrivals, maybe the driver hates it as much as the passengers do.

Checkin as much fun as it always is, this time we got to queue up behind an entire teenage German orchestra and most of their instruments. All kinds of oddly-shaped luggage requiring all kinds of different handling.

Eight hours to Singapore and I tried to sleep, dozing badly while being leant on by a man we nicknamed “Mr Stinky” — the owner of one of the worst cases of halitosis I've ever had the misfortune to experience. When his fat arms and broad shoulders weren't leaning on me, he was subjecting me to a form of chemical warfare that must surely be illegal on a civilian aircraft.

Fri, 18 Aug 2006

Last days // at 21:00

Yahoo, last day of work! Two weeks of holiday. A blur of preparation. Am I ready? Have I got everything sorted?

Thu, 17 Aug 2006

Phone ph*ckwits // at 00:00

AAaaarrrg! Every day I ride to work. It's only five kilometres and it only takes fifteen minutes. Every day I see a couple of idiots on the roads on their phones in the morning, and another couple in the evening. Every week once or twice I have to take some evasive action from the antics of one of these idiots.

The local papers state that the police had “a massive crackdown”on motorists on the Monash freeway with “round the clock staffing” for an entire month. A whole 72 motorists were booked for using their mobile phones — illegally — while driving. Um, forgive my mathematics but 72 in a month is about 2 and a half a day, or a mighty one every t