Mon, 26 Dec 2005

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Sun, 25 Dec 2005

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Sat, 24 Dec 2005

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Fri, 23 Dec 2005

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Thu, 22 Dec 2005

Resurrection time // at 00:00

Will I or won't I? The registration papers for Mr Damage arrived in the mail a week or two ago and I realised that I haven't ridden it at all this year. So its either get rid of it in an unregistered and poor-running state, or make it go again and make myself ride. First step is a new battery, the slow death of the old one being one of the leading causes of me stopping riding. A trip to Bikes 'n Bits and $75 later and I have a brand new battery, complete with a plastic squeezy bottle of "Battery containing acid" and a set of gibberish-like instructions.

FILLING METHOD

READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE FILLING (CHECK MANUAL)

OK, that's printed on the sheet of paper that comes with the battery and bottle of acid — there is no manual. Unless the sheet of paper is intended to be the manual?

Preparation for filling

Take off the sealing tape and remove the vent plugs ONLY right before filling the electrolyte.

What flipping sealing tape? The little red rubber bung that covers the end of the overflow pipe? Its a plastic plug, nothing made of tape...

Filling electrolyte

Fill the battery with electrolyte (dilute sulphuric acid) with a density of 1.280. Fill to the "UPPER LEVEL" as indicated on the battery. The electrolyte temperature should not be over 30°C/86°F when filling.

The big question is HOW? Little squeezy bottle has a nipple-like nozzle that needs to be pierced. No mention of piercing it, and the nozzle isn't long enough to reach into the vent holes, how the hell am I meant to do this? OK, call me an idiot, but the last time I got a new battery for the bike it came ready filled.

The plastic piece of tubing fits over the nozzle, and I manage to fill each cell one-by-one through the vent holes from the squeezy bottle — all up to the last one, where I ran out of acid when it's only half full. Bummer. This cannot be the right way to do this! Fiddle about for ages, take long exploratory pokes at the old battery for inspiration, no idea. End up pipetting half a teaspoon at a time out of five of the cells to top up under-fed number six. I guess one day someone will show me what the opaque instructions gloss past and it'll dawn with a great Aha!

Mon, 19 Dec 2005

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Sun, 18 Dec 2005

Riding in the rain // at 00:00

odo: 20507km
dst: 77.5km
max: 65km/hr
avg: 26.92km/hr
time: 2hr 52' 59"

Sat, 17 Dec 2005

Christmas in a caravan // at 00:00

Down to Shoreham for the day to visit Kath and John and Jack and Will in the caravan park.

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Wed, 14 Dec 2005

Yay for the Christmas lunch // at 00:00

Don't know why I bothered. Two years ago I went to the work Christmas function in the University Staff Club and got some pink, raw, half-cooked rissoles that made me sick for the rest of the evening. Last year I didn't go. This year we were assured that “concerns regarding the food had been addressed”.

On my plate I received:

  • a tasty piece of steak
  • some nice salad
  • a rissole that turned out to be pink and raw inside
  • chicken kebabs that were pink and bleeding when I bit into them
  • a baked potato better described as half-baked that could have killed a man if thrown

I should have gone to Cinque Lira and had a bowl of pasta!

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Tue, 13 Dec 2005

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Mon, 12 Dec 2005

Evolution in Action // at 00:00

Courtesy of The Age:

A woman was bitten by a lion at Melbourne Zoo after slipping her hand inside the enclosure to get a flower, the zoo confirmed today.

It is the second time in the past month that an animal has injured a visitor at the zoo.

The incident has prompted a review of perimeter security around the lion enclosure, with electric fencing to be installed to prevent lions getting close to the barrier.

Um, how about putting up an electric fence on the outside to prevent the idiots putting their hands INTO THE LION CAGE? Sheesh!

Sun, 11 Dec 2005

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Sat, 10 Dec 2005

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Fri, 09 Dec 2005

Last of the philm photos? // at 00:00

Good news or the bad news? Good news is that I've got my photos back from Kodak, although the prints don't seem to be the same quality as I'd expect, and the CD seems to come from a third party... Are they subcontracting out their work? Is digital photography biting them that hard? Bad news seems to be that all the time and date information that the APS camera records on each frame has been omitted from the prints and the scans. I've got a helpful "24.03.2005 — 04.12.2005" printed on the index print, and that's all.

It'll be another case of a few hours of leafing through old journals and comparing notes to find when they were taken. At least most of them seem to be grouped on a few major days; Uluru, Adelaide, and the Wilson's Prom. weekend.

One other good thing may have come of it though. The CD of images seems to have been created by QFL Photos, and has their website printed on the disk. My curiosity took me there and I found that they'll scan exposed APS films to CD for around $10 a roll. Maybe I'll finally get all those old films scanned!

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Thu, 08 Dec 2005

QOTD // at 00:00

...and I use bike lanes just like cars do: When its convenient.

Wed, 07 Dec 2005

The Christmas spirit? // at 00:00

Driving home last night it was amazing to see some of the Christmas lights that people have put up, it seems to have all turned into a great testosterone dick-waving thing: “I've got bigger and brighter lights and reindeers and santas on my roof than you have.” None of the trees in peoples' houses seem to be set up so that they can see them, they're all placed in windows so that other people can see them.

Not for us! Out came the dusty box of decorations on the weekend, a handful of ornaments, a few lengths of tinsel, and a great tangle of fairy lights. A moment of panic when I thought we'd lost the power-pack for the lights, since we hadn't used them since before moving house, then I realised that it was the mysterious extra transformer that's been sitting on the bedroom floor for months.

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Sun, 04 Dec 2005

Photography… with film! // at 00:00

Finally; the last frame has been shot on my last roll of APS film, roll #866-142. I'm still not sure whether it was a good purchase or not, the camera was pricey, the APS film and developing doubly so! Fast talking by the salesmen in the shop convinced me to go with the APS rather than an only marginaly larger 35mm camera.... Twenty-one rolls of film in seven years, and I only worked out late in the process to pay extra and get the photos on CD at development time — I still haven't got around to getting the rest of the rolls scanned from the negatives, mañana mañana....

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Sat, 03 Dec 2005

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Fri, 02 Dec 2005

Bureacratese // at 00:00

Ah I love it. A company has a website that won't work. I send them an email.

The error has been fixed and you should have no problems going forward.

Regards, @@@@@@.com.au team.

Did I have a problem going forward? Did I, like a Rolls Royce, “fail to procede?” How about plain english guys? How about “you should have no problems submitting entries.”

Mon, 28 Nov 2005

RTFM and learn // at 23:59

Aha! He says, having just read the manual and realised that although his last camera defaulted to having the power-saving turned on, the IXUS 700 seems to have been delivered helpfully configured so that if — say — you are stupid enough to leave it on in your bag after fully charging it on Thursday night, it will quite happily stay on all night and all the next day so that it has gone flat by the time you want to use it on the weekend.

The camera is now configured so it turns itself off, thus hopefully avoiding future tantrums by its owner.

Sun, 27 Nov 2005

Back from the lighthouse // at 23:59

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Sat, 26 Nov 2005

To the lighthouse // at 23:59

This morning we woke from a lousy night's sleep to find that the tent was still standing, although still billowing in around us like a spinaker in a gale. The neighbours had finally shut up after midnight, but commenced laughing, shrieking and giggling the minute they woke up, despite the odd pointed comments from other neighbours within earshot.

Breakfast and pack up, then over to the information centre centre to check in. There's a free shuttle bus we can catch up to the Mt Oberon carpark, but stupidly it doesn't stop at the information centre — it leaves from the beach, the furthest possible point from here that's still within the Tidal River campground! Shoulder the bags and drop in at the shop for a ceremonial last cup of coffee, then make our way down to the carpark to wait for the bus. Another oddity, there's nowhere to sit at the bus stop, and the nearest garbage bins are as far as you can get from the stop as possible!

The bus dropped us off at the carpark and we started on our way, off on the walk to the lighthouse, with perhaps just a little less training than we really should have had.... All the good intentions over the last few weeks seem to have come to naught, I think we'll be relying on general fitness, brute force and ignorance!

The park rangers had told us that the grass trees were all in flower, although the flowers were starting to fade this week, and the flag irises were coming out everywhere. It was stunning though, flower spikes from the grass trees up to 3m tall, and great swathes of white irises in the undergrowth. The April bushfire is still highly visible, but most of the ash has washed away, its all just sprouting black trees and bright green underbrush. Very photogenic, but...

I'd put my camera batter on charge on Thursday evening, knowing that we were going away, knowing how much I wanted to take some follow-up photos to compare to the visit in June. Unfortunately I must have turned my camera on and left it on in my bag, it had just enough juice to tell me to change the battery pack — very helpful — before turning itself off. The charger is helpfully at home too, so even if there is a power-point at the cabins this evening, I won't be able to charge it up for tomorrow! Luckily I've brought my APS film camera, as I'm still trying to finish off the last nine frames — when I get it developed there'll be one or two shots of today...

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Thu, 24 Nov 2005

untitled // at 23:59

?huh?

Wed, 23 Nov 2005

Three in a row! // at 23:59

I wouldn't have believed it! Three days in a row all I have to do is the fairly simple task of getting up a little bit earlier than usual, then riding in to South Melbourne to a training course.... OK, so I was a little bit late leaving this morning, but now that I know the way, and know where the building is, that shouldn't have been a problem, and a new tyre should mean that all the glass in the bike lanes is not a problem either — and they weren't. I arrived at EXCOM in plenty of time, then went off to get changed — damn, damn, damn! Left my pants at home, so although I had a clean shirt, I only had my bike nicks to cover the bottom half for the day! Nobody said anything, but I stood out like a sore thumb all day! Maybe tomorrow I can finally get it right!

Then this evening there was more bike-oriented weirdness. Last night in a fit of enthusiasm I attacked the gorgon-like knot of inner-tubes in the basket in the kitchen and sorted them out into 26" mountain bike and 700C road bike versions, and pumped them all up, throwing out the obvious complete duds. Today the good ones were rolled up neatly, tied up in little bundles, and placed into labelled boxes, so hopefully we can use them, rather than going out and buying more and more new tubes!

Fetching the front wheel from Norky bike inside to fix the flat noticed last Sunday, I quickly discovered that it wasn't a piece of glass causing a slow leak after my last long ride — somehow the sidewall of the tyre has split and the tube has exploded, much like what happened to the front tyre of my road bike yesterday! I wouldn't have thought it would be too hot in the shed, and I'm surprised that it blew sitting there rather than when I was riding! Regardless, after more than two years of service, the second of the very nice Hutchinson 1.2" slicks went into the bin, along with the little metal adapter that let the Presta valves fit through Schraeder-sized valve holes in the rim. The adapter had corroded solidly onto the valve stem, not even the vice-grips coupled with several of the more powerful of the nine million names of God could shift it.

Time to fit the spare tyre then, the pair of GEAX Street Runners have been sitting in the shed since the Easter Deadly Treadly ride. I can't remember the convoluted chain of events that lead to them being in the shed — something to do with a German backpacker convinced to come on the ride at the last minute, a mountain bike borrowed from Netty, a new pair of tyres that I bought on spec. a week earlier, some new tubes bought on the day and a whole lot of other begged, borrowed or acquired equipment... First success of the whole operation I guess, the tyre fits the rim, one of the tubes from the neatly-labelled 26" box fit the tyre, and the whole works holds air!

Tue, 22 Nov 2005

Strike two! // at 23:59

After yesterday's fiasco, getting to South Melbourne today should be easy... I know where to turn into Inkerman street & I know where the building is!

Somewhere down towards St Kilda the bike didn't feel quite right, then I realised that the front tyre was going soft — all that bloody glass I swore at yesterday. I made it through St Kilda to Milddle Park, then stopped at Penny Farthing cycles to buy a new inner tube — I suspect that the spare I'm carrying has a slow leak.

Helpfully, the guy in the shop offers to pump it up for me, saving me from having to do it with the mini-pump I'm carrying. “There you go,” he says, handing it back. “Nice and hard.” Too right it was hard, I wondered what pressure he put in, but they were busy with the five other customers who all came in for inner tubes or puncture repairs, so I put the wheel back on the bike and continued on my way.

Half a kilometre up the road I glimpsed a flicker on the tyre, looked down thinking that I'd picked up something stuck to the tyre and was reaching down to flick it away when a sound like a rifle shot when off — the tube blowing out through a huge tear in the sidewall of the tyre!

Damn, damn, damn! Just how high did he pump that tyre up?

Walked the bike around the corner to the next bike shop, fuming gently to myself, and ask for a new tube and (now) a new tyre. As I'm standing there muttering about shops that over-inflate tyres, the owner from Penny Farthing walked in! I hadn't realised that he runs both shops. He takes a quick glance at the tyre and tells me it's buggered, all my fault, I should have bought a new tyre months ago....

Finally on my way again, $44 poorer, filthy dirty from two tyre changes and the road grime on the wheel and once again ten minutes late — just like yesterday.

Mon, 21 Nov 2005

A simple plan! // at 23:59

Just get out of bed a little early, get on the bike, ride into South Melbourne and get to a training course. Not too hard, is it?

I intended to leave at 7:30, since I was fairly sure that the advertised 8:30 start was really "08:30 for 9:00". Didn't manage to leave the house until 07:40, off through Murrumbeena and along Dandenong road. Somewhere along Normanby road in Caulfield there's a tram turning left and I can't quite see the roadsign through the windows — it must be Inkerman street so I turn too. Play tag with the tram all the way down to St Kilda where I realised that I was on the wrong road! Not too wrong, just one road south of where I wanted to be. Around the Esplanade, then back up Johnson street and left into Canterbury road.

Lots of glass in the bike lane, a bike lane less than the width of road bike's handlebars in places, and lined with parked cars the entire way! Definitely a dangerous place to be, but I'm pretty much the only traffic moving past the bumper-to-bumper cars all the way to South Melbourne.

Not quite sure of where to turn, guessed correctly, then turned left instead of straight ahead into Montague street — no problem, simply do a u-turn through six lanes of rush hour traffic. Off up a block or so, cross at the pedestrian lights to where EXCOM is...

Damn! Seems that EXCOM have moved out of that building and there's no sign of where too! Stupidly, I didn't check my confirmation notes about the booking since I knew where they were located!

A quick look around, then duck in to ask at the printing shop next door. They've never heard of EXCOM! But by coincidence one of them is doing a print job for the company, grabs the folder and reads me the address — luckily its just around the corner so I make it round there only ten minutes or so late!

Sun, 20 Nov 2005

The Hills, the hills! // at 23:59

Two options for this morning; I can stay in bed, get up at a reasonable hour and then have a leisurely bacon and eggs, or I can get up far too early, fumble my way into my bike gear and go out to join some friends for a ride up to Kinglake and back. Sure enough, I've picked the riding option — about time I got my lazy self out and rode up a few hills...

First surprise, sometime between getting home last Sunday and this morning Norky bike's front tyre has gone flat — I guess I picked up some glass. Quick change of plan and the road bike — desperately in need of a clean and some lubrication — goes into the back of the car and I head off to meet the others in Alfington.

Eight o'clock rolls around, as can be expected the three of us turned up in the opposite order to our distance from the start. I arrived first, Evan ten minutes later then Kelvin, who only had to ride a block or two from home, was quarter of an hour late. Then off for a tour of the suburbs on a twisty route that they seem to use on a Thursday evening, before we were out of the suburbs and heading towards the hills.

It is definitely a long time since I last went on this sort of ride! Heading up the lst long climb towards Kinglake I was left well behind, dropping down through my gears and winding up through the forest trying to simply get there in one piece!

Sat, 19 Nov 2005

Photos // at 23:59

Tue, 15 Nov 2005

Site stuff // at 23:59

Another side escapade with a third-party blogging service. Google support led me a three week long merry dance in refusing to reset the password on my blogger account unless I could provide them with the email address. Not knowing the email address was the only thing stopping me from resetting it myself! Leaping from link to link, I found myself looking at someone's photos in an MSN spaces account. Just for fun I tried the login button and was most surprised to find I could get in, and that a bare-bones space already existed for me! Fleshed it out a bit, despite annoyances with it being — surprise surprise — quite Windows-specific and not working well with either Mozilla or assorted proxies. Will I be bothered to update my MSN space though, that's the question...

Mon, 14 Nov 2005

Pets // at 23:59

Browsing through the recent photos on Fotothing and I came across some pictures of tropical aquarium fish. Beautiful as always, but annoyingly unlabelled, so the curious viewer is left not knowing what they are. Reminded me of fish I used to keep, then of other pets I've had over the years.

The loach, sold to me as a Javanese Weather Loach, it always sounded so exotic in there with the goldfish. I think it escaped from the tank over a dozen times, only to found curled up in a ball of carpet fuzz somewhere in the corner of the room — inert but still living, dropped back in the tank to resume life. I see now that they are listed as an exotic pest in Australia. Assorted goldfish over the years. An axolotl for a while. Tropical fish at various times, swordtails and gouramis and angel fish and the odd cichlid — I can remember all the names. Hairy pets were limited to Cindy the male cat and a very long-lived but exceptional wild and shy guinea pig that never had a name. An escaped budgie that flew into the garden when I was about 12 started an aviary of budgies and finches for a while, zebras and double-barred and chestnut-breasted finches, and a small group of king quail scurrying around on the ground.

Birds, fish, mammals, only the reptiles and marsupials are missing! I think a blue-tongue lizard and a long-neck tortoise fell under my care at times, the closest I came to marsupials were the kangaroos in the bush over the back fence and the possums in the fruit trees in the garden.

There, a trip down memory lane. I wonder if I've missed anything?

Sun, 13 Nov 2005

Road rage // at 23:59

Sunny day, no wind, definitely time to get out on the bike. Jo and I did our usual ride down North road to the bay, then down Beach road to Mordialloc. Interesting mix of barricades around Mentone since there was a triathlon running and the road had been closed, but only closed to motorised traffic! Apparently other cyclists are allowed to mix with the competing triathletes, which sounds like a recipe for disaster to me.

Fun and games started on the way back up the bay. Somewhere around Brighton we were riding with about four others, single file on a four lane road. Screaming, shouting, abuse and roaring of engine, the usual suspects go flying past. Four young guys, P-plates on the car, exhaust pipe the size of a coffee-tin. The most impressive part was the front passenger half out of the window, screaming at us to get off the f#$%ing road, while swinging his fist and trying to punch us as he passed! Not sure of the plate, SJB-305, a red car, probably a Nissan Bluebird, but with all the badges and chrome removed. Didn't get enough of a description to bother with going to the police, as they'll only give me the usual run-around of requiring a full identikit of the driver plus a bus-load of witnesses — merely describing the car is never enough.

When will someone do something about these dickheads?

Onwards back around to Port Melbourne where Jo dropped her new bike off for its service and went off to catch public transport while I rode home. For some reason I decided to clock up a few extra kilometres and ended up riding back down to Mentone, then came home up Warrigal road — never an interesting ride, with neanderthal motorists and narrow lanes, but it certainly helped clock up the distance! First ride of over 100km in a very long time.

Thu, 10 Nov 2005

Favourite places // at 23:59

Sometime back near the start of this year, Jo and I decided that when we went to eat out we'd grab the book of discount vouchers, pick a random, but not too inaccessible location, and try somewhere new.... All good intentions, but it didn't last very long. Favourite places are just too convenient, too dependable. Silvio's for pizza, Groove Train for whatever it is they label their style of food. Tonight was another Groove Train night. Calzone, Prawn risotto, good coffee. What is important in life?

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Wed, 09 Nov 2005

Turdus // at 23:59

The blackbirds (Turdus merula) seem to have settled on the nest in our fence. I was starting to think that after building it all weekend they'd realised it was right next to the path on Monday and moved out. This one seems to be stuck there with glue, I could creep right up to it and take a photo. Ambivalent feelings about having a feral pest nesting outside my bedroom window!

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Sun, 06 Nov 2005

Sneezy Sunday // at 23:59

Hot, dry, dusty and the air is full of pollen. Sneezes galore.

Discovered that there's a blackbird building a nest in the jasmine vines on the fence outside our bedroom window. In a way this is kind of cool, wild-life in the suburbs, etc. Just such a pity it has to be feral blackbirds, rather than the vanishingly small number of native birds we see around the area. It might explain all the blackbird noises we keep hearing around dawn though!

I was so tempted to do nothing all day, Jo decided we should go for some kind of a bike ride in the afternoon. It ended up being a gentle meander in along the Gardiners creek trail to Richmond, up around the river to Abbotsford, then back down into Richmond for a beer and then a pizza.

So hot and dry, on the way in it felt like mid-summer, not at all like early November! Silvio's pizza was as good as always, a garlic bread, a Silvio's special, a carafe of red wine, all delivered blindingly fast, all simple, good, tasty food. The menus have been reprinted, but nothing much has changed, they look the same as the last lot, but the prices have gone up a tiny amount and the amusing spelling “Sylvos” has been corrected to “Silvios”.

Riding home as dusk was falling, the bugs were out in force along the creeks. We rode with eyes half shut, each swarm of midges causing much blinking, cursing and spitting. Temperatures were high enough that the cicadas were singing in the trees, again it felt like late summer.

Sat, 05 Nov 2005

Wedding // at 23:59

Chris and Annette's wedding in the afternoon and evening down at Brighton. Strange to see all those people, people I've probably met at some time or another, but never all together, and definitely never all in their best clothes!

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Mon, 31 Oct 2005

Back a'twerk // at 23:59

Back at work for real this time! Two weeks' holiday, a day at work with the plague (™), a day home in bed, a weekend at Lorne convalescing by the sea-side — time to face reality and get back to work....

You could be forgiven for thinking that the Monday before the Melbourne Cup is a public holiday, the number of people who take the day off or just plain don't show up for work must be phenomenal! The carparks along Haughton road were almost completely empty, the roads a windy wasteland.

A day catching up on work, closing off jobs that seem to have accumulated while I've been away, jobs that other people should probably be able to do, but just haven't done anything about....

An evening putting the house back in order too. Climb up the neighbour's orange tree and liberate enough oranges for juice for the next fortnight, they don't mind, they don't pick them or use them at all! I've been missing this orange juice in the weeks we were away.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005

untitled // at 23:59

Walking back through the council camp-ground looking at all the tents, all the people, all the cars... it doesn't look like much of a camp-site, with the number of cars and the size of the sites its more like camping in a car-park!

Still no activity out on Lorne pier, now that the last fishing boat has gone its looking completely dead, and the revuilding that was due to start last winter still isn't approved. First plans were for demolition to commence in May — six months ago — then rebuilding to commence before plans were finalised, some kind of fast-tracked idealistic market-driven twaddle that never even got off the ground. There's now a tatty photocopy of the proposed plans for the new pier taped up in Christo's window, no idea of when construction is due to start, or how long it'll take to complete...

Sat, 29 Oct 2005

Convalescing // at 23:59

A wonderfully archaic sounding word — convalesce — what people in the 19th century retired to the sea-side to do. Well today I joined them, spending most of the day lying on the couch or dozing in bed, trying to get over the bronchitis. It must have worked to some degree, late in the afternoon I started to feel cabin-fever and headed out for a walk. Down to the swing-bridge and around on the beach for a while, the tide is out a long way and there's hardly any water left in the Erskine estuary.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005

untitled // at 23:59

?huh?

Wed, 26 Oct 2005

Back home // at 23:59

Fourteen days, two hundred and eighty seven photographs, a couple of thousand kilometres and several inches of rain! Home again. The lawn is nearly knee-high and full off weeds, the snails have eaten half of the vegetable garden, and after a week of seeing Callistemon (bottle-brush) flowers everywhere we've been, the bush in the front garden is covered as well!

Where?

Horsham 36° 43' 0" S 142° 11' 60" E
Melbourne

Tue, 25 Oct 2005

Adelaide to Horsham // at 23:59

Where?

Adelaide 34° 55' 60S 138° 35' 60E
Bordertown 36° 19' 0" S 140° 46' 0" E
Horsham 36° 43' 0" S 142° 11' 60" E

Mon, 24 Oct 2005

Adelaide and the Adelaide hills // at 23:59

Cleland Conservation Park
Cleland Conservation Park and Wildlife Park

Where?

Adelaide 34° 55' 60S 138° 35' 60E

Sun, 23 Oct 2005

Sunday in Adelaide // at 23:59

Around and around we walked this morning, back down to the street with all the cafés from last night, then back up the side streets, then up the main road through the centre of town — not a single place seemed to be open, not a chance of getting breakfast. It seemed to be some sort of joke: “Sunday morning, Adelaide is closed.” Around the block again, we were just about to give up when we found a poky little place on the ground floor of some serviced apartments. Bacon and eggs and a coffee; nothing special, but by the time we located it we were ravenous!

Then up to the north end of town and almost immediately we seemed to come across streets full of shops, café's with tables out on the streets, people everywhere having late breakfasts! The fun of being in a new place!

Tried to visit the migration museum, but it wouldn't open until 1pm, so onwards over the river to walk on up to North Adelaide. All the while we were holding our hats on in the wind, and keeping a careful eye on the weather.

North Adelaide seemed very reminiscent of Carlton in Melbourne, lots of shops, cafés, restaurants and people. Stopped in for a good coffee in Café Paesano, being packed with people was the best advertisement of all.

Back down towards the city along side-streets towards the river, admiring the architecture, the stonework of all the old houses. Unlike Melbourne it seems that timber was in short supply, so nearly every old house is made of stone and looks set to last another few hundred years.

Rain and icy winds hit as we were just north of the zoo, we sheltered for a while under a tree, then half-walked, half-ran over the river to hide in a fortuitous doorway.

This latest bit of rain blew away, so we decide d to have a quick look around the Botanic gardens — a quick look that ended up taking four hours or so!

Annoyingly, my digital camera went suddenly flat as soon as I pulled it out of my pocket — seems to be a feature of the IXUS 700, very little warning, just a flash of a red battery logo and it turns itself off. I was still carting around the old APS camera so I took quite a few photos with that.

Fascinating herb gardens, and the “economic garden”. I'm not sure why its called that, something to do with all the plants being of some value perhaps? Many herbs and plants that I've seen before, all labelled, half of them caused me to have an “Aha! So that's what that is called. Unfortunately I didn't write these down, so I've promptly forgotten the lot!

The cycad collection, with weird enormous and oddly coloured seed pods, then run to the shelter from the next shower in the palm greenhouse — now given over to a spiky collection of plants from Madagascar.

Back outside and stumbled upon a group of five greenhouses; cacti, bromeliads, ferns, magnificent giant water-lillies and a collection of various other hothouse plants.

Jo in the Adelaide Rose Garden
Jo in the Adelaide Rose Garden

A brief visit to the gift shop to shelter from another shower turned into a half-hour stay. Browsing through the books and gifts, doing a little pre-emptive Christmas shopping. Outside and through the “classground,” a working part of the gardens where new plants are experimented upon — to see whether or not they are suitable for South Australia's climate — then on to the rose garden. Wow! What a surprise. In the dull light under the cloud-grey sky the roses looked brilliant — and so many of them!

Also surprising was the “Bicentennial Conservatory,” rising like a weird spaceship in the middle of the garden. I'd seen it marked on the map, but hadn't realised its size or uniqueness! The door charge was a little steep, so we contented ourselves with the view from outside, and an hour or two in the roses.

Three o'clock and we finally decided that we'd had enough and were in need of lunch! Left the gardens and found a café on East terrace and had a very enjoyable — if slightly late — lunch while watching and faintly hearing the jazz in the park over the road.

Back on foot via Rundle street, ducking here and there into all the outdoors shops to look at boots and clothes and things that we'd realised last week that we needed — no success, so back to the backpackers' for a short nap to recover our energy!

We'd arranged to go out this evening to a bar at Henley beach, Sandy had told us all that Bacchus bar was a great place on a Sunday evening with a great rock'n'roll band, good crowd, and magnificent views out over the sunset and the water. The howling wind and stormy seas greeted us when Jo and I arrive in the car, but the pier was there so we had to walk out along it — it seems to be a universal law of piers! Hands firmly holding hats on heads, we made it to the end and back, then hurried into the bar for a drink!

Dave, Cornelia and Monika, all turned up, but Sandy never showed. I think she probably took one look at the weather and sensibly stayed inside! I'm sure it's what I would have done if I hadn't been visiting Adelaide today!

A couple of hours and a couple of drinks, the wind howled and beat on the awnings and tarpaulins, driving rain in through the gaps and up under the tables from ground level! We sat around talking and catching up and listening to the band, then in a lull in the weather sprinted back to the car and drove back to the city and to bed!

Where?

Adelaide 34° 55' 60S 138° 35' 60E

Sat, 22 Oct 2005

Wilpena Pound to Adelaide // at 23:59

Taylors winery has what I believe to be one of the ugliest brick facades that I've ever seen on a winery — spectacularly fake castle-like crenellations. Luckily you can't seen any of this from the inside, where the wines are very good. I think we left with a couple of bottles of 2005 White Cabernet, 2003 Shiraz/Cabernet, 2004 Clare Valley Riesling and the 2001 White Burgundy (Crouchen/Chardonnay).

Where?

Wilpena Pound
Quorn
Adelaide 34° 55' 60S 138° 35' 60E

Fri, 21 Oct 2005

Angorichina to Wilpena Pound // at 23:59

Where?

Angorichina, Blinman, Wilpena Pound

Thu, 20 Oct 2005

Quorn to Angorichina // at 23:59

Where?

Quorn, Parachilna, Angorichina

Wed, 19 Oct 2005

Coober Pedy to Quorn // at 23:59

Tue, 18 Oct 2005

Yulara to Coober Pedy // at 23:59

Where?

Yulara, Coober Pedy 29° 1' 0" S 134° 43' 0" E

Mon, 17 Oct 2005

Yulara, Uluru and Kata-Tjuta // at 23:59

There was a huge thunderstorm last night from about 3 to 4am. Constant lightning and heavy rain kept us awake. The tent dripped and leaked around its seems — Jo and I were regretting using the tents provided and not digging our own out of my bag! It finally cleared up around five a.m., just as we getting in time for a quick cup of tea before piling into the bus to drive out to the Uluru sunrise viewing area. Heading into the national park we all had to hold our entry passes up to the windows to show we'd already paid — a bit of a joke really, as the passes aren't valid unless they're signed, and there's no way that the rangers can see 15 passes as a bus drives through the gate!

Around the rock to the sunrise carpark and join the throng, once again surprised at the number of people here. One busload asked Sandy quite sternly to move the bus out of their line of sight — it didn't occur to them to walk 5m further along the road!

Like last night, once again there was a lot of standing around and waiting, but unlike last night the results weren't really worth it. The sun gradually came up through the clouds and the rock gradually got lighter — no amazing colour changes, no "Oohs" and "Aahs". The only point of interest being the fog and low clouds over the top of Uluru and Kata Tjuta looking impressive shrouded in thick fog, but too far away to photograph.

Back in the bus, back to Yulara for breakfast, then back again to Uluru for the walks.

We arrived at the start of the Mala walk just in time to join one of the rangers for a free tour, as Sandy freely admitted, he knew far more than she did, and she was coming along to learn too. He started off a little self-conscious, speaking a little too soft and a little too quickly, but soon got over it and was a wealth of information. One major problem was hearing him over the noise from all the frogs in the waterholes! Very loud, and sounding quite like the bleating of sheep or goats.

We learned a little of the Anungu and Mala people, and the stories that go with Uluru, but as was pointed out a few times, without being a member of those families, the only stories that can be told are the equivalent of nursery rhymes — very basic childrens' stories giving only the outlines of the significance of the sites. This goes for all the dreaming stories Australia-wide, so there's a whole lot here that I'll never know. The stories explain partly why the Anungu strongly request that visitors not climb the rock; but in a trade-off with the tourism operators, its not forbidden. The tourism operators claim that if visitors couldn't climb, nobody would come here, and both they and the Anungu would have no income. We asked how many people respect the Anungu's wishes and were quite surprised — 80-85% of visitors still climb, although in certain demographics it is much higher. According to the ranger almost 100% of visiting American and Japanese ignore the native requests and climb....

At the conclusion of the guided walk, Jo and I headed off anti-clockwise around Uluru while the rest of the group detoured back to the bus to top up drinks, then set off clockwise. A long walk. A very long walk! The most fascinating parts of Uluru are all the places that are of special cultural significance, there are signs forbidding entry and photography, and $5000 fines for breaking these rules. It's all a little confusing though; from a kilometre or two away all the photos show all of the rock, but up close one whole end is off-limits. Should all of the thousands of tourists be fined for taking their photographs from the sunset viewing area? Should NASA be fined for their satellite photos of the top of the rock? Would the Anungu prefer that nobody too any photographs at all? I'm really not sure.

Finally back at the carpark around noon, stupidly neither of us had taken much in the way of food! Must be turning into a stupid tourist — the bus driver didn't tell me to think of taking food on a 10km hike, so I didn't think of it myself! I think we met most of the others almost exactly half way around. There was five or ten minutes of sitting around waiting for the last few to get back, nobody asked who had climbed the rock — the two Japanese guys did, not sure who else did or didn't. Then it was back to camp for some much needed lunch!

After lunch it was time to visit Kata Tjuta, and walk through the valley of the winds. A large thunderstorm was moving in from the west, and everything was still damp from the morning's rain, so there was little chance of the walk being closed — something that happens when the temperature exceeds 35°C! Sandy looked knowledgably at the clouds and claimed that we'd be all right, that we'd be sheltered by the “domes from the rain if it did arrive, so we headed off up the track...

The wind increased as the storm drew closer, and was further intensified as it funnelled in through the gap between the domes. Heading down from the “1st Lookout” — the point where the walk is closed in hot weather — one of the party was spooked by the thunder and started to head back. Sandy talked him out of it, convincing him that it was only noise and lightning, that there probably wouldn't be any rain, that we should head on...

Looking back up the hill from the bottom I was watching as the clouds reached the domes we'd just passed. Boiling in over the hill, the wall of rain came sweeping towards us! Some people struggled into their spray jackets, some (like me) had left theirs in the bus or the camp, Ken decided that the best option was to take off his t-shirt, roll it up and keep it dry in a bag.

The pelting rain only lasted a few minutes, together with wild winds that thrashed the trees around and had us all wondering where we could get shelter, then it had all passed and we were left soaked, but gently steaming!

It was an amazing walk from there on, as we watched, the rain started running off the domes in streams and small waterfalls, some only lasted a couple of minutes, some seemed to be draining larger areas and kept going the whole time. Sandy was very excited, it was her sixth visit to Kata-Tjuta and the first time she'd ever seen rain out here, “Look at the waterfalls!” she kept on exclaiming.

At the next major intersection in the track Sandy and some of the group turned around, while the rest of us decided to walk around the longer loop and do the full walk. Annoyingly, half-way around we were interrupted by a member of another party who was chatting incessantly on his mobile phone — amazing that it has coverage out here, 20 or more kilometres from Yulara, but incredibly annoying to the rest of us!

It had been bliss the last few days being away from any kind of phone coverage, even Yulara had none until late yesterday evening as they'd been hit by lightning. All of a sudden phones had started bleeting and beeping and then three or four of the group had spent the next hour or so texting or talking to friends and family in Australia and England — so much for backpacking in the 21st century, seems some people are never more than 12 hours from an SMS from mummy and daddy!

Wind, rain, lightning, thunder, rainbows, red rocks, blue sky — an event-filled two hours around Kata-Tjuta... and we'll never know the significance of it all, since the whole area is still part of “men's business” for the Anungu, and not a word of that is told to anyone outside.

On the bus trip back to Yulara Sandy suddenly came to a halt for no apparent reason and half-leapt out of the bus “Quick, quick! she cried. We all followed, and amazingly, she'd spotted a Thorny Devil (Moloch horridus) as it was walking across the road. Amazing because we were travelling at about 100km/hr, and it is only about 20cm long! Together with the Frill-necked dragon it's probably Australia's most well known lizard, appearing on postcards and picture books around the world. Quite amazing to see in real life, so much smaller than everyone imagines!

Another Uluru sunset tonight, but much more low-key than yesterday's. Jo and I grabbed a couple of beers and walked from the campsite to the nearby lookout, then stood around with half a dozen others and watched quitely as the sky faded to orange and purple. Uluru was nowhere nearly as exciting as yesterday, but the colours on Kata-Tjuta summed up the desert evenings.

Where?

Yulara village

Sun, 16 Oct 2005

Kings Creek to Yulara and Uluru // at 23:59

A ridiculously early wake-up call this morning — we had to get up at 4:30 to eat breakfast, pack up, and be in the bus and on our way to Kings Canyon for the walk before it all got too hot. This is one of the good things about going on a tour that someone else organises, if Jo andI were left to ourselves there's no way that we could get up in time to see a sunrise!

There's a steep climb up from the carpark at Kings Canyon, then most of the walk is around the canyon rim admiring the rock formations. Apart from a large busload of students from a Melbourne girls' school it was fairly peaceful, the girls shrieked and squealed and could be heard half-way around the canyon, the rest of the time we met small groups like ourselves. At one point a Euro dashed out from behind some rocks and bounded away over the broken ground — astounding that they never misjudge and plummet into the canyon — or maybe they do!

Stairs and a boardwalk lead down into the canyon, the recent rains meaning that the waterholes and creek are flowing at the moment. A pair of black ducks and their ducklings were swimming about, according to the guides the pair are resident here. One or two members of our group decided to go swimming, the steep sided canyon and little sunlight in here make for very cold water! They were also joined by a dozen or so of the school-girls, with ear-piercing shrieks as they jumped in.

Back up to the rim of the canyon and continuing on around, we came to an immense smooth-sided rock-face. According to geologists this huge slab fell away only some 70 years ago — we joked about whether anyone was here at the time, and whether they are now spread very thinly under the rock! The freshly split rock is an almost whitish sandstone, the iron in it oxidises to give the browns and reds when it is exposed to the air.

At one point Sandy stopped and beckoned us over to a gum-tree growing out of the rocks. Kneeling down low, if you press your ear against the trunk you can hear water trickling around down in the rocks — an amazing trick of acoustics considering how dry it is up at the top!

Continuing on around the canyon we eventually came back to the carpark, then back in the bus for another long drive to take us all the way down the Lasseter highway to Yulara.

After an hour or so of cruising along the flat roads a bump appeared on the horizon, gradually increasing in size. “Is that Uluru?” came into my head, “Can't possibly be, we're still two or three hours away, and it's completely the wrong shape...” A few more minutes, Sandy quietly grinning to herself in the drivers seat as more and more people murmured and pointed, before she had to give the game away. “Over there on the left is Mount Conner, we'll be stopping at a roadside lookout for lunch and to take photos.”

Several hundred kilometres from anywhere else, Mount Conner and Lake Amadeus rest-stop contained two buses and the two touring cyclists we'd seen yesterday. Still on their way towards Uluru, the distance we cover in an hour, they cover in a day. They didn't look too impressed to be sharing the tables with us. From my memories of cycle touring I think I can understand why; every day the same questions, all the same noisy inquisitiveness, when all you want to do is sit down off the bike and have a relaxing meal.

Drive into Yulara and then around and around the campsite. It hadn't struck me until we got here just how many people visit Uluru. Five campgrounds, two dedicated solely to bus tour groups, with permanent parking lots and shelters for each tour company. Drop off the bags, then into Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park for a visit to the information centre and a drive around the rock itself. Wet and glistening after the rain, it is an amazing sight rising up out of the flat landscape.

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Arriving at the “Sunset viewing carpark I had no idea it was all so organised! I guess I should have realised from the numbers, there can be up to sixty full-size coachloads of people here at peak times. Everything from minibusses of backpackers with an esky of beer, to busses from the resort with their trestle table of champagne and suit-jacketed waiters!

Once you've walked around the viewing area a few times, then up the track along the dunes to get a slightly different angle, and taken a few photographs, there really isn't much to do but stand around and chat and wait for the sun to go down — hoping that the clouds will part and that we'll get to see some of the famous colour changes. I was standing with my back to the rock sipping a beer when all of a sudden the crowd let out a uniform "OOooo!", almost comical in effect. I turned around to see that the setting sun had shone in under the clouds and lit up the rock as though from footlights. Everyone started running around taking photographs, even the park ranger was standing on the back of his truck taking photos, so I guess it must have been a good night!

Where?

Kings Creek station, Kings Canyon, Yulara village

Sat, 15 Oct 2005

Alice Springs to Kings Creek station // at 23:59

A six o'clock wake-up call, breakfast and packed and waiting for the bus we discovered that the other two girls in the room were also on our tour. Right on time the bus showed at five to seven, then several minutes of confusion because there were meant to be five of us and there were only four — the girls had been travelling with a friend, and all three were booked on the tour, but one had cancelled and gone home to the UK. They'd called the Wayward office and let them know, but obviously the information hadn't made it back to Sandy, the bus driver.

Back around town to Toddies Place so we could all register for the tour, confusion once again over the missing girl. The whole story was explained again as the two remaining English girls registered. Jo and I were next, then followed them outside where one of their mobile phones immediately rang — it was the Wayward head office, trying to locate the missing girl! The staff inside were calling the head office, who were then calling back to her friends standing 3m away to check the story! A bizarre situation as once again the story was repeated, with the Wayward head office having no recollection of the cancellation yesterday! Eventually it was sorted out and all sixteen people got on the bus and ready to go.

A quick stop at the side of the road to pick up the National Parks entry tickets from someone who had raced off to collect these when the office opened — these were meant to be available at Toddies Place, but somebody had forgotten to arrange for them yesterday.

Out through Heavitree Gap and south down the Stuart highway, we were meant to visit Rainbow Canyon, but the last few nights' rain had flooded the road — yesterday one of the buses was stuck for three hours. Instead the first stop was at Stuart's Well, approximately 90km from Alice. Here we met Jim Cotterill, a member of the family that first recognised Kings Canyon as a potential tourist destination and started developing it in 1960. We also met Stuart's Wells most famous resident — Dinky the singing dingo.

Since all the other members of the party except Jo had brought their cameras inside, she was “volunteered” to play the piano while Dinky sang. You don't even have to play well, as soon as the keys are pressed, the dingo howls. Play a high note, and the dingo howls high, play a low note and the dingo howls slightly lower. An odd display!

Time to wander around the roadhouse after the show and read the history from the walls' full of brochures and magazine articles, cut out and pasted up over the years. Outside in the campground were camels and kangaroos, and an entreprenurial wildlife rescue service charging five dollars to step into the enclosure and hear about the joeys raised after their mothers became road-kill. Then it was time to get back on the bus for more travelling.

The lunch stop was at Mt Ebeneezer roadhouse, a combination roadhoue and aboriginal gallery, painting and souvenirs on display, including wood-carvings in a style that has been “invented in the last twenty years, and didgeridoos that aren't made within a thousand kilometres of the inland area — but they are what the tourists expect! While we were eating two long-distance touring cyclists arrived, tired and dusty and looking for a break. I'm not sure where they were from or where they were going, I've been at the other end of this, and I didn't want to interrupt their break with a lot of pointless sounding questions from “a lazy tourist in a bus.” Hats off to them, but I don't think I could do a self-contained tour here myself — the distances are just too intimidating, a week between Alice and Uluru, over a hundred kilomtres between road-houses, definitely a test of moral and physical stamina.

Later in the afternoon we stopped in the bush to walk around in the red earth and to hunt for witchety grubs. Not interested, so Jo and I wandered around in the quiet and looked at the rubbish — here a rusting tin that could be two years old, or it could be fifty, I couldn't tell! The ubiquitous supermarket plastic bag can be seen caught around tree branches near the road, along with blown out tyres and broken glass, ten metres off into the mulga and it could be any decade, only a few rusting pieces of metal giving any hint that people have been here previously.

A second stop later disturbed a little. I'm sure that there are endless mulga trees around, but our instructions to bash down dead trees and gather up wood for the fire tonight seemed vandalistic. It happened a few times during the week, a tension between the promotion of the outback and the unspoilt nature, and an injunction to “rip that down”, “burn this”, probably the quintessential Australian approach — admiring the landscape while digging up and chopping down as much of it as possible. Regardless, we drove off with the roof of the trailer piled high with dead stumps, no more a shelter for lizards, snakes, birds or possums, fuel for the evening's fire. Perhaps the ratio of trees to people out here is enough to support the behaviour, perhaps in a few years there'll be dustbowl for a few hundred metres either side of the road...

Later in the afternoon we arrived at Kings Creek station, a combination working cattle station, campground, roadhouse and tourist park. A surprisingly noisy place, the electricity is supplied by a large diesel generator, and major attractions are the helicopter rides and quad-biking around in the desert! Jo and I opted for a quarter of an hour camel ride, led by Gwen the camel lady — someone I'm sure I've seen at country shows in NSW or Victoria! Only a few hundred metres off into the scrub and it became almost silent, just the creak of the leather harness, the rumbling in the camels' stomachs,and the swish as they rubbed themselves against the vegetation — a rather disconcerting practice! For some reason I like camels, its almost got to be a joke at home with me suggesting we get one for the garden, but I could find the lazy swaying walk quite relaxing. Too soon we were turning around and heading back, back to the noise and the people.

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After dinner we mostly congregated around the fire where Sandy had us all play a silly — but fairly effective — name game to try and learn each others names. “Hi I'm Sandy and I like sausages...”, “Hi Sandy who likes sausages, I'm Ken and I like koalas....” “Hi Sandy who likes sausages and Ken who likes koalas, I'm Kota who likes kangaroos....” By the time it gets to the sixteenth person naming the preceding fifteen, everyone should have the general idea!

Although we were camping well out in the bush away from city lights, the clouds covered too much of the sky — none of those spectacular desert skies for us tonight! Dave and a couple of the English girls wanted to see the Southern Cross, amusingly it was low on the horizon and hidden below the trees, we had to point in the rough direction and say “It'd be there if the trees weren't there!” Finally to bed, no tents, wrapped only in our swags, and hoping for fine weather!

Where?

Alice Springs 23° 41' 60" S 133° 52' 60' E
Stuarts Well, Kings Creek station

Fri, 14 Oct 2005

Adelaide to Alice Springs // at 23:59

Where?

Adelaide 34° 55' 60S 138° 35' 60E
Alice Springs 23° 41' 60" S 133° 52' 60' E

Thu, 13 Oct 2005

Horsham to Adelaide // at 23:59

Where?

Horsham 36° 43' 0" S 142° 11' 60" E
Nhill S 36° 19' 60" E 141° 40' 0"
Bordertown 36° 19' 0" S 140° 46' 0" E
Adelaide 34° 55' 60' S 138° 35' 60' E

Wed, 12 Oct 2005

Melbourne to Horsham // at 23:59

Nearly holiday time! Nearly every time it seems to happen, a sudden pile of things to do, a feeling of unreality that I'll actually be able to get away — then finally it arrives with a rush and it is definitely happening now.

Where?

Melbourne, Ballarat, Horsham

Site stuff, blog stuff // at 18:00

This site is getting unwieldy, I'm wondering about a restructure, a rewrite, or a change to one of the myriad of blogging services or CMS systems.... Tried to login to my account on blogger, only to find that I can't remember the password. I know that I have used it in the past, because http://ajft.blogspot.com/ exists, and I updated it on the 23rd of April, 2003. I can't login because I can't remember my password, I can't reset my password because it won't send an email to my existing accounts, I can't write to their support because they seem to insist that I login in order to contact them!

Late update: I think I found a way to break out of the circle and ask them to reset my password.

Sun, 09 Oct 2005

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Sat, 08 Oct 2005

untitled // at 23:59

Fri, 07 Oct 2005

Back in the Spiegeltent // at 23:59

Tardis like, it has reappeared in Melbourne for a couple of months as part of the Melbourne festival. As always, there are so many potentially interesting bands to go and see! Tonight we made a good start by seeing “Deborah Conway and Friends, or “...and paid acquaintances” as they were introduced. An entertaining set, lots of jokes and chatting with the audience — its the sort of venue that encourages that. Finished off with Man Overboard, after many frantic calls from a couple of women in the audience. “How old is this song,” I wondered out loud... “twenty years?” “Couldn't possibly be,” claimed a friend, “that would make me too old!” Aha! January 1983, The Waiting Room EP, so that's twenty two and a half years ago!

Wed, 05 Oct 2005

The long way to work // at 23:59

Every year Bicycle Victoria promotes a “Ride to Work Day” in October, and exhorts everyone to ride their bicycles to work, just this once! There's free breakfast in the city, the odd speech, promotional material, police present to engrave your drivers' license number in your bike if you like — to aid recovery in the event of theft.... The last couple of years I've decided to ride in to the city to have a look around, then back out again to go to work. Silly enough when I lived in Richmond and had to then head out to Clayton, downright foolish now that I live in Oakleigh — 15km into the city then 20km back out again!

No photos though, sometime in the past couple of days I've left the camera switched on and flattened the battery, but lots to see, lots of people to talk to. The ride up St Kilda road is an eye-opener, bumper-to-bumper motorists crawling along at 5km/hr, all quite happy to drive in the bike lane, but all equally prepared to lean on the horn when a cyclist pulls out to go around an illegally parked car!

I saw both the Spiegeltent and the box that it comes in! Time for its annual pilgrimage to Melbourne, it appears tardis-like in the forecourt of the Arts centre for a month or so, then silently vanishes overnight.... There's nothing silent about the hammering, clanging and shouting the accompanies the unpacking and setting up though! I'm looking forward to seeing a band or two in there this year.

Sun, 02 Oct 2005

Tandem time // at 23:59

A warm spring day, a good night's sleep and today its time to go for a ride — but which bike do we use? Jo wanted to get out on her new roadie, I joked about the spider webs on the tandem, yes, no, maybe... The tandem it was.

Beach road was amazing. Hundreds, possibly thousands, of cyclists in groups all up and down the bay. The good weather and the approach of the Around the Bay in a Day ride has driven them all out for their training. Police were out too, whether patrolling for motorists or cyclists breaking the law I don't know, a siren went off directly behind us as they pulled over a speeding motorist and it half deafend us, half frightened us off the bike!

Lunch at Portobella, on the beach in Port Melbourne, just past the end of Kerford road. Not quite sure what to make of it, the food is ok, the service kind of laughable. A well meaning owner running around and handing out menus, but forgetting to tell his waitresses about the new customers, waitresses who all seem to be visiting British backpackers — young, invariably cute, and totally unskilled at waiting. Eventually manage to catch the eye of the waitress, only to find that we'd been given the breakfast menu, and breakfast wasn't being served anymore.... Despite it all we managed to get lunch ordered and delivered and eaten.

Garden time // at 18:00

First weekend of October means that we've now been in the house for a whole year.... I'm sure there was a list of things that we thought we'd change and fix and do, and I'm equally sure that very few of them have been done! Today's contributions were a visit to the shops for a new outdoor light to replace the decomposing one that finally failed a month ago, and a pile of things for the garden — mulch and potting mix and spring-time plantings of tomatoes and snow peas. This then resulted in lots of fun playing in the dirt.

Sat, 01 Oct 2005

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Thu, 29 Sep 2005

Photos // at 23:59

Photos

Sun, 25 Sep 2005

Bikes, bikes... // at 23:59

Bikes, bikes and more bikes! A leisurely ride into Richmond so Jo could sneak in a few hours at work, then I headed up Burnley street for a lap of the Boulevarde. One lap turned into two, then very optimistically I turned back for the third. More hill climbs than I've ridden in months — almost more riding than I've ridden in months!

Sat, 24 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Wed, 21 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Tue, 20 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Mon, 19 Sep 2005

The pig-drawing meme // at 23:59

I've succumbed. Here's my pig. Ooo-errr; its got a long tail.

Thu, 15 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Wed, 14 Sep 2005

Variables // at 23:59

Greyness, wind, drizzle, and bad coffee. The variability of spring covers some of them, but the bad coffee is inexcusable. The Hargraves café — sorry, HG Café, as it is now trendily known — has gone all American and is trying to imitate all the big franchises. All the coffees come in disposable paper cups, unless you insist on a real cup. “Small, medium or large,” is the next question. You half expect: “Do you want fries with that?” For some reason I went in at lunch time, a momentary escape from building 28. What I got was not a cup of coffee, it was a glass of warm milk.

At least the music keeps me sane. Last Thursday as we drove home I caught the tail end of the Australian Mood on RRR, the end of a brief piece on a band I hadn't heard for more than two decades! The Thought Criminals now have a web site! Not only that, but they've released a double CD and all the songs can be freely downloaded from the site. I started to download them, then decided why bother, ordered the CD. Today it arrived in the mail and as a result I've been reliving my youth, with vague memories from the early 1980s and bands and Canberra's old Civic hotel and the ANU bar....

Mon, 12 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Fri, 09 Sep 2005

Why you hit me mister? // at 23:59

Ow ow ow! Another day, another motorised moron.

Rush hour traffic in Haughton road? A fifty kilometre speed limit and traffic in both directions. A road specifically narrowed by the council to stop everyone using it as a short cut. A road narrowed so that motorists have to actually think and pull out to overtake cyclists safely. Not a problem for our local inhabitants. Speed up and go head-on towards oncoming cars, then swerve back in and slam on the brakes to avoid hitting the next car up ahead. Only problem was the little lady driving the big bronze Lexus 4WD, she pulled this idiot stunt just as I was approaching one of the little roundabouts, swerved back in to avoid the traffic island and slammed the side of the 4WD straight into my shoulder, arm and hand! “But mister, why you hit me? I turning left! What you doing, why you run into me mister?”

Bruised knuckles and a hand that hurt to type with for the whole day.

Thu, 08 Sep 2005

untitled // at 23:59

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Wed, 07 Sep 2005

$0.98, $1.16, $1.25, $1.39, Bingo! // at 23:59

Cryptic numbers? No, its the price of petrol a year, a month, a day ago, and then today. You'd almost think that petrol rationing was about to start.

Riding to work this morning there's chaos at the first petrol station — still $1.25/litre — and motorists queueing at all the pumps and out onto the road. Then ride up to the corner of North and Clayton roads where, bizarrely, the two outlet that face each other often have wildly different prices. Sure enough, its $1.25 at one of them and $1.39 at the other! Even more bizarrely, there are motorists filling their tanks at both... I wonder what the price will be in a week, a month, a year?

Tue, 06 Sep 2005

Life in the garden // at 23:59

The weather is oscillating between the end of winter and the start of spring. The bulbs are flowering in the garden, even the ones we had no idea where there — they must have been there last year when we looked at the house, musn't they?

The old apricot tree in the neighbour's garden still manages to sprout some blossom, it'll be a shame when it finally dies, but its probably got quite a few years left in it. I think there were two apricots on the tree last summer!

Sun, 04 Sep 2005

Oakleigh weekend // at 23:59

Time to make the most of the day, since this week I only got a one-day weekend. Clear skies, not a breath of wind all day, near perfect spring weather.

A bit of gardening, all enthused because we have a garden: first beans planted for the year, some wysteria seeds I took from mum and dad's old vine, ripped out the broccoli plants from the winter. Jo and I even managed to catch the eye of the old Greek lady who lives over the back fence as she was in her garden and said hello — that's two out of three neighbours we've spoken to, the third is unlikely — the gent in number ten seems too reclusive! We talked about the fruit and veges in her garden, she wanted to know where we're from. Admired her olive tree and she immediately offered us some fruit next season — I might have to help picking the higher ones!

Out for another orientation walk around the streets, and to be nosy and look at the enormous piles of rubbish that have been put out for tomorrow's hard-rubbish collection. Absolutely astounding, rolls of old carpet, mattresses, fridges, TVs, rotting fences, garden trimmings, but also dozens of old bicycles, bags of old clothes, jars, bottles, plant pots — half of it perfectly usable, but all going to be crushed and off to land-fill — and a stern warning on the council brochure that anyone seen scavenging would be prosecuted!

The house now smells of Jasmine and Fresias; the smell of jasmine always reminds me of living in Cameron street in Richmond — I think it was the only thing that grew above the concrete there — the second are one of the few things I can't kill off in the garden!

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005

Working on the weekend // at 23:59

I was “volunteered.” Management can't seem to work out whether we're supposed to work between 8am and 6pm or 24 hours a day. They certainly won't pay for anyone to be there out of the ordinary hours — but all hell breaks loose when you want to upgrade anything or install anything — “You can't do that in production hours!” Bah! Who wants to volunteer for the evening? Who wants to volunteer for the weekend work? On-call as well, a phone call last night then four SMS alerts ten minutes before the shift ended — I got in early expecting the worst, only to find that a router update had clobbered the whole network for three-quarters of an hour and last night's alarms were spurious. Double-bah!

Awake at four-thirty a.m., quiet, then birds, trains, traffic. A clear sunny morning — perfect for not having to go to work! I headed off on my bike in one direction while Jo headed off in the other, me to Monash, her for an hour or so down along the bay and back!

The only good point to the whole exercise was that it happened very smoothly, we were scheduled to take all day to 5:30pm, Paul and I were finished four hours early — I wonder how the other half of the work tomorrow will go?

Sun, 28 Aug 2005

Oakleigh and south... // at 23:59

Afternoon exploration, South into unexplored territory. Over North road and down along the fortified boundary of the golf course, a quick detour in along the driveway to see if we could see the clubhouse — supposedly a wonderful example of a pre-suburbia building preserved in the club — all we could see was the carpark and the watchful eye of the security cameras watching us...

Keep going south along the fence, Magnolias and fruit blossom everywhere, finally the golf course ended and we could turn left, but twists and turns of the roads conspired to send us still further south. Where are we going to end up we wondered? Somewhere in South Oakleigh, nearly at Centre road, derelict site of an old school, only the basketball courts and concrete cricket pitch remain, poking through the grass on the vacant block. Around a corner and a fascinating house confronted us, such a suprise after the uniform suburbia and endless 1960s brick housing, striking panels of colour, and odd angles sticking out — something interesting!

One or two more streets and we found ourselves at the bottom of Huntingdale road, finally at least we knew where we were! Simply head North — a very long way — and we would be home. Still a few surprises, a huge pit beside the road that seems to be an abandoned quarry in the middle of the suburb, then a well kept park and athletics track, nameless, but with signs warning you to control your dog.

Sat, 27 Aug 2005

Lazy bike ride around the city // at 23:59

Spring weather again; albeit with a strong northerly wind. Off for a lazy ride around and around, exploring a few places I haven't visited for a while. Up along the bike trail to Carnegie, lost through the back streets to Caulfield, head north up Glennferrie road, zig-zag through Toorak, down to Richmond, nosiness sends me up the street where I lived for five years. Westwards into the city, sit at Federation Square for a while and watch the world go past, then off down St Kilda road to St Kilda and Elwood, before turning left back towards Oakleigh.

Glen Huntly road heading home, an i